EYJONAS!
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Man your crusty..... what gives didn't continue your OIL tag streak in 22?
Funny Hunter Quotes/Lingo
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EYJONAS!
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Carnage2011
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The only one that drives me crazy is “harvest.” You don’t harvest a deer…you shoot it and eat the damn thing. Recently my main hunting partner started saying harvest and we had to have a heart to heart.
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Passed up a couple chocolate 160s. Tough out there.
Worked over 10 bulls this weekend. Nothing worth my paperwork.
Passed a handful of 330 class bulls.
Called in a hunter in my spot.
Few little ones today mostly 300 class bulls.
Let one rip at 63 yds don't know where I hit him.
Let the carbon eat.
Worked over 10 bulls this weekend. Nothing worth my paperwork.
Passed a handful of 330 class bulls.
Called in a hunter in my spot.
Few little ones today mostly 300 class bulls.
Let one rip at 63 yds don't know where I hit him.
Let the carbon eat.
Now you're just trying to sound like Cody Rich.
If they think everything old is crusty, maybe that’s their way of warning people they don’t know how to properly wipe?
Nick87
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When I get into 3d scouting mode. Wtf
44hunter45
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Is that what the jr high boys are calling it now?
44hunter45
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I think I used all those at work this week.
Just add some financial advise, start repackaging other peoples products and call yourself a motocross racer because you rode ATV’s and it’s a dead ringer
EYJONAS!
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No they call it "punchn the weasel"
EYJONAS!
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Snuck in and got setup for a 976 yard shot.
From an old boss of mine:
“If you draw this tag I’ll get you into a 400 inch bull. I know where 4 or 5 hang out”
Me: visible confusion as no 400 inch bull has ever came out of the unit and most are probably under 300
Same boss a few years later on a different hunt:
“Yeah I passed on a few nice bulls, you know 340 or so but just not what I was looking for”
Me: again visible confusion
“If you draw this tag I’ll get you into a 400 inch bull. I know where 4 or 5 hang out”
Me: visible confusion as no 400 inch bull has ever came out of the unit and most are probably under 300
Same boss a few years later on a different hunt:
“Yeah I passed on a few nice bulls, you know 340 or so but just not what I was looking for”
Me: again visible confusion
44hunter45
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Do they work for Broadmouth Canyon Ranch now?
One friend to another…
“How does this ______ work?”
“Did you read.. the instructions.”
“Who shot that _____?”
“I imagine the guy in that picture”
A friend…
“You aint gonna hit shit unless you put some lead in the air”
“A ____ will be standing in the last track it made”
Grandpa…
“Dont eat (drink) so much, you’ll be logie (lazy) in the field”
A guide…
“Would someone please shoot that f****** elk”
Me…
“….. granola eaters”
“Dont let my hippie camouflage fool ya”
“How does this ______ work?”
“Did you read.. the instructions.”
“Who shot that _____?”
“I imagine the guy in that picture”
A friend…
“You aint gonna hit shit unless you put some lead in the air”
“A ____ will be standing in the last track it made”
Grandpa…
“Dont eat (drink) so much, you’ll be logie (lazy) in the field”
A guide…
“Would someone please shoot that f****** elk”
Me…
“….. granola eaters”
“Dont let my hippie camouflage fool ya”
Wrong Burgundy
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You might be a D-Bag if you refer to an ungulate as or say any of the following:
Cranker
Toad
Hoss
Stud
Has "G4's for days"
On a related note, and I think it was mentioned earlier, but naming a buck or bull is dumb. I saw some post from a Strip hunt and the usual 9 guys in KUIU behind a huge mule deer buck with the caption "We found Diesel" or something like that. So dumb.
Happy Monday Morning to all you Hoss Crankers.
Cranker
Toad
Hoss
Stud
Has "G4's for days"
On a related note, and I think it was mentioned earlier, but naming a buck or bull is dumb. I saw some post from a Strip hunt and the usual 9 guys in KUIU behind a huge mule deer buck with the caption "We found Diesel" or something like that. So dumb.
Happy Monday Morning to all you Hoss Crankers.
