Extra Stupid Window Stickers

[Deleted member 52098]

Tell me you definitely wear bedazzled jeans and ask for the manager…

 

[PNWGator]

Tell me you definitely wear bedazzled jeans and ask for the manager…

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Probably not.

 

[BackofBeyond]

After seeing the driver, I’d feel comfortable betting he hasn’t seen his without the aid of a mirror in quite a while.

 

[Stocker]

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After seeing the driver, I’d feel comfortable betting he hasn’t seen his without the aid of a mirror in quite a while.

If I had that I’d get sued for false advertising

 

[Dsnow9]

Not even a legit license plate.

 

[noharleyyet]

 

[Nick87]

 

[BoulderBulls]

What does this even mean? Why is he riding that buck like a rodeo bull? So many questions!

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[Deleted member 52098]

I mean… i know Subarus hold their value well, but what are you thinking?!

 

[Deleted member 52098]

The nerd in me liked this one

 

[Northwoods]

I mean… i know Subarus hold their value well, but what are you thinking?!

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Pot heads are rarely thinking!

 

[more_cowbell]

I mean… i know Subarus hold their value well, but what are you thinking?!

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It's like they're instagramming, tweeting and tik-tokking all at once, but offline.

Or after a few tokes they started to wonder, what if they made car paint that looked like stickers? "Whoa, far out man". And who would win in a fight between Han Solo and Indiana Jones?

 

[BrentD]

It's like they're instagramming, tweeting and tik-tokking all at once, but offline.

Or after a few tokes they started to wonder, what if they made car paint that looked like stickers? "Whoa, far out man". And who would win in a fight between Han Solo and Indiana Jones?

Actually, It's just a couple of guys laughing their a**es off at all the people who get so wrapped about their car.

 

[more_cowbell]

Actually, It's just a couple of guys laughing their a**es off at all the people who get so wrapped about their car.

Or crash trying to read all the stickers...

 

[more_cowbell]

Took a second to find it but I remember when this study came out:

Road Rage Correlates with Number of Bumper Stickers | ScienceBlogs

Lots of people get mad behind the wheel, but who are the people likely to try and kill you at the intersection? A CSU psychologist found that road rage correlates with large numbers of bumper stickers: Szlemko and his colleagues quizzed hundreds of volunteers about their cars and driving habits...

scienceblogs.com

People who had a larger number of personalized items on or in their car were 16% more likely to engage in road rage, the researchers report in the journal Applied Social Psychology.

 

[Caseknife]

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Bet they didn't pass their test for the day

 

[Hunter4Life78]

It's like they're instagramming, tweeting and tik-tokking all at once, but offline.

Or after a few tokes they started to wonder, what if they made car paint that looked like stickers? "Whoa, far out man". And who would win in a fight between Han Solo and Indiana Jones?

And that is such dumb argument. Neither could win that fight. They aren't even in the same galaxy. And Han has Chewie!!!
(Fellow Nerd)
Dorky white boys we make the world go round.

 

[perma]

Tell me you definitely wear bedazzled jeans and ask for the manager…

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Leave a note and say “only liberals drive with expired plates”.

 

[cgasner1]

.

 

[.270]

I didn't get a picture but those rims are sweet deep dish with an inch of tire. One tail light and the classic broken chevy tailgate ties it all in.