Dad Joke thread

[noharleyyet]

 

[Deez Nutz]

How do you get a country girl to like you?

Attract her (a tractor)


hehe

 

[seeth07]

I buy my guns from a guy named T-Rex. He is a small arms dealer.

 

[seeth07]

I don't know why no one likes to eat poisonous mushrooms, they are to die for.

 

[mxracer317]

Drove by the cemetery today, people are dying to get in there.

 

[fmnjr]

For you guys that are married...

My wife likes to talk...
and I listen...
boy, do I listen.