Dad Joke thread

[mxracer317]

Why was the clock greedy?

... Because it went back 4 seconds.

 

[BRoth82]

Why is dark spelled with a "k"?
Because you can't "c" at night

 

[gouch]

Why is it so inexpensive to throw a party in a haunted house?

The ghosts bring all the BOOs

 

[LousyResident]

 

[seeth07]

 

[perma]

Fourth of July Dad joke:
Why are there no America knock knock jokes?

Because freedom rings

 

[perma]

Alright I’ll try one but that’s it.

True story, my wife and I were driving down the road. She likes horses and happened to notice a cluster of them in a field. She proceeded to excitedly tell me.

I responded “they were having a horsie meeting and were making a motion. All in favor, say I. All opposed, say neigh”.

She lost it but i died a little on the inside.

 

[noharleyyet]

 

[kansasdad]

 

[kansasdad]

 

[seeth07]

If you can think of a better fish pun, let minnow

 

[seeth07]

 

[kansasdad]

 

[gouch]

I was feeling down, and a friend told me to cheer up. "Things could be worse, you could be stuck in a hole in the ground half full of water."



I think he meant well.

 

[seeth07]

I'll give you a brief explanation about what an acorn is...in a nutshell it's an oak tree

 

[noharleyyet]

 

[noharleyyet]

 

[seeth07]

What did one wall say to about wall? I'll meet you at the corner

 

[44hunter45]

I've started doing more laundry around here.
I've noticed my wife's panties are always twisted, in a wad, or in a bunch.

 

[mxracer317]

What did the drummer name his twin daughters?

Anna 1, Anna 2