Dad Joke thread

[QuazyQuinton]

My younger son is interested in coins, so he bought a sampler pack of coins from various countries.

Him: I think this one is from Slovakia.

Me: Might be. We'll have to Czech.

Pretty sure I was on point, because my older son is in the middle of a high school World Geography course, and his groan and eye roll were instantaneous.

QQ

 

[kansasdad]

Son: “Who is the patron Saint of copying emails?”





Dad: St Francis of CC!

 

[noharleyyet]

Advanced Dad Joke

 

[Huntkook]

What happens when you have a bladder infection? Urine trouble.

 

[fmnjr]

Me to a costco rep today: Hi....you have any paper towels in stock?

His reply, as he looks around: Nope, but we got a shitload of toilet paper!! No pun intended, sir.

 

[kansasdad]

 

[MarvB]

An invisible man married an invisible woman. The kids were nothing to look at either.

 

[Addicting]

The wise man had a lisp, he kept asking for directions to Bethehem. It was the first Noel.

 

[redhub1]

View attachment 142561

That's some funny s@#$

 

[redhub1]

What do you call a deer with no eyes?
No eye deer.
What do you call a deer with no eyes or legs?
Still, no eye deer.

 

[Big Slick]

What’s the difference between the Titanic and CNN?

The Titanic went down with all of its anchors…..

 

[MarvB]

 

[EJDXT20]

What do you call an Elephant crossed with a Rhino?...Elephino!

 

[seeth07]

What does that newspaper say?

It doesn't say anything, you gotta read it.

 

[seeth07]

What kind it vegetable goes best with roadkill?

SQUASH

 

[Bowhunter999]

What is the lightest thing in the world ?
A: a penis, just a thought can lift it !

 

[kansasdad]

A dad joke in picture form

 

[noharleyyet]

I ordered a chicken and an egg from Amazon.

I'll let you know.

 

[Irrelevant]

 

[noharleyyet]