Jul 15, 2021 #304 L Letthemgrow Well-known member Joined Aug 8, 2017 Messages 491 What's genre of music do ballons hate most? Pop
Jul 17, 2021 #305 E EJDXT20 Member Joined Nov 28, 2020 Messages 42 Location Kingwood, TX What do you call a bear with no teeth? A gummy bear!
Aug 22, 2021 #307 grandfallsoutfitter.com New member Joined Aug 21, 2021 Messages 14 Say this 3 times as fast you can. "One smart fellow, he felt smart."
Aug 25, 2021 #309 MarvB Well-known member Joined Apr 5, 2001 Messages 7,265 Location ₵tral Oar-e-gun Here’s a few my kids HATE! "Why Did The Bike Refuse To Move?" "It was two tired." "What do a tick and the Eiffel Tower have in common?" "They're both Paris sites." "I asked my dog what's two minus two. He said nothing." .... dunno, maybe it’s my delivery?
Here’s a few my kids HATE! "Why Did The Bike Refuse To Move?" "It was two tired." "What do a tick and the Eiffel Tower have in common?" "They're both Paris sites." "I asked my dog what's two minus two. He said nothing." .... dunno, maybe it’s my delivery?
Aug 25, 2021 #310 noharleyyet Well-known member Joined Nov 15, 2004 Messages 43,453 Location TEXAS "I thought the dryer was shrinking my clothes. Turns out it was the refrigerator." "A skeleton walks into a bar and says, 'Hey, bartender. I'll have one beer and a mop." "I got carded at a liquor store, and my Blockbuster card accidentally fell out. The cashier said never mind."
"I thought the dryer was shrinking my clothes. Turns out it was the refrigerator." "A skeleton walks into a bar and says, 'Hey, bartender. I'll have one beer and a mop." "I got carded at a liquor store, and my Blockbuster card accidentally fell out. The cashier said never mind."
Sep 9, 2021 #313 mdcrossbow Well-known member Joined Feb 25, 2007 Messages 1,879 Location Gaithersburg Md Dad drops me off at the recruiting office: "you'll learn to drink coffee black now"
Sep 20, 2021 #314 F fmnjr Well-known member Joined Mar 24, 2018 Messages 1,424 Location Las Vegas Family member - outraged or upset: I hurt _____, I did ______ or ______ and _____ or _____ happened. Me, dead-panning: Well, don't do that again then.
Family member - outraged or upset: I hurt _____, I did ______ or ______ and _____ or _____ happened. Me, dead-panning: Well, don't do that again then.
Sep 20, 2021 #315 F fmnjr Well-known member Joined Mar 24, 2018 Messages 1,424 Location Las Vegas Wife: Something stinks in here! Me: It's your upper lip.
Sep 22, 2021 #316 JimQ Well-known member Joined Aug 17, 2021 Messages 187 Location Montana I used to have a girlfriend that was cross eyed. It didnt work out though because we just couldn't see eye to eye...plus I think she was seeing somebody on the side.
I used to have a girlfriend that was cross eyed. It didnt work out though because we just couldn't see eye to eye...plus I think she was seeing somebody on the side.
Sep 23, 2021 #318 WyoDoug Well-known member Joined Apr 8, 2019 Messages 3,570 Location Cheyenne, Wyoming I think this barely qualifies as a dad joke but posting it anyways LOL My father-in-law calls me margarine. He says my wife could have done butter.
I think this barely qualifies as a dad joke but posting it anyways LOL My father-in-law calls me margarine. He says my wife could have done butter.
Sep 23, 2021 #320 F fmnjr Well-known member Joined Mar 24, 2018 Messages 1,424 Location Las Vegas Discussion between my Dad and his Wife: Her: My step daughter's BF is a worthless bum. Dad: I told you before, it's all about that swingin' hammer.
Discussion between my Dad and his Wife: Her: My step daughter's BF is a worthless bum. Dad: I told you before, it's all about that swingin' hammer.