Dad Joke thread

Just for today (though my kids say they’d cringe “any day”)

What do you call 10 rabbits marching backward?
A receding hareline.

Where does the Easter Bunny get his eggs?
From an eggplant.

Why was the Easter Bunny so upset?
He was having a bad hare day.

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Just for today (though my kids say they’d cringe “any day”)

What do you call 10 rabbits marching backward?
A receding hareline.

Where does the Easter Bunny get his eggs?
From an eggplant.

Why was the Easter Bunny so upset?
He was having a bad hare day.

🐇🐇🐇🐇🐇🐇🐇
Just tested these out on the family. Yup definitely dad joke quality right there. Complete with eye rolls and everything.
 
Bad dad names:
Phil McCracken
Michael Fitzpatrick or Patrick Fitzmichael
Heywood Jablomi
Juan Andon
Have a cousin named Harry Toole.
Worked with a young man whose given name was Michael Y. Dick.
HEB supermarkets in Texas are named for Harry E. Butts.
 
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