No offense intended.
Stepfather uttered this to us young boys, "once you get past the smell you got it licked", and then winked.
Not the greatest role model.
2 wealthy farmers were talking and comparing assets. One was from Lancaster Pennsylvania said "well I own 500 acres of the best farm ground in the country." The one from Wyoming said "well thats nothing I start driving in the morning and by evening I am still on my land!" The first farmer replied " yeah I know how that goes I used to drive a Chevy too."