Dad Joke thread

[kansasdad]

I'm sure you will now repeat that all day to all your coworkers in the office!

I already get the eyerolls from the assistants and hygienists, its the patients I'm hoping to get to chuckle and a "oh brother, there he goes again".

 

[seeth07]

I already get the eyerolls from the assistants and hygienists, its the patients I'm hoping to get to chuckle and a "oh brother, there he goes again".

I need a new dentist! Mine isn't that cool

 

[BearFoot]

In the living room, your American.

In the bathroom Euro pean

 

[choc dogs]

 

[Robert N]

I love this thread.

 

[choc dogs]

Good magicians assistants are highly sawed after.

 

[Benfromalbuquerque]

If vegans are fighting with each other, do they still have a beef?

 

[Robert N]

If vegans are fighting with each other, do they still have a beef?

Oh hell. Someone lock the thread.

It’s not gonna get any better than that!

 

[Benfromalbuquerque]

I already get the eyerolls from the assistants and hygienists, its the patients I'm hoping to get to chuckle and a "oh brother, there he goes again".

Keith was banned from his dentist’s office because Keith sucked down all of the dentist’s nitrous oxide.

Keith got the last laugh though.

 

[Hunter4Life78]

Name a word that starts with "F" and ends in "CK"

You dirty minded devil's....
FIRETRUCK

 

[kansasdad]

Medical dad jokes…..

I have an ER joke, but I refuse to admit it!

I have a microbiology joke, but it isn’t cultured or sensitivity tested.

I have a kidney stone joke, but I don’t think it will pass.

I have an orthopedics joke, but it isn’t humerus.

 

[noharleyyet]

 

[noharleyyet]

 

[Bob-WY]

Tries that with my 3 year old grandson this weekend, he immediately felt for his nose and laughed then walked away. Same kid we had convinced we were shoving balls into his ears. Go figure

 

[kansasdad]

For those who know the Old Testament story of Ruth.....

 

[Benfromalbuquerque]

For those who know the Old Testament story of Ruth.....



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And in memory since neither barefoot nor shod. Just realized I wore both shoes in my own wedding! I should gift my FIL a single sandal.

 

[LuketheDog]

Did you hear a bunch of scientists got together and tried to figure out how much a rainbow weighs?

I can't remember the rest, but they determined it was pretty light.

 

[noharleyyet]

 

[Fredrickeder]

I think we are running the well dry on Covid Humor, and hunting memes. This well never runs dry....

A blind man walked into a bar…… he said I should have ducked.

 

[2rocky]

A blind man walked into a bar…… he said I should have ducked.

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