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Dad Joke thread

To help put myself through college, I took a job at the Taj Mahal restaurant which as you might guess was famous for its Indian flatbread. The owners were very proud of their recipes, which they kept secret by having all employees sign a naan disclosure agreement.
 
Background:the day was a Sunday.

While passing a pond, and the kids asking what those kids are doing at the pond we passed, my wife replied

"Fishing!"

Me:

"They can't fish on the weekend!"

"Why?!"

"Because schools are closed on the weekend"

I barely got it out before finding myself too funny
 
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