Dad Joke thread

[kansasdad]

Later in the same video, also courtesy of @MHMT

If a deer breaks it’s tail, where should it go to get it fixed?


To the retail store!

 

[fmnjr]

Obesity is a huge problem.

 

[LuketheDog]

My buddy says he hasn't pooped for a month. He swears it's true but I think he's full of shit.

 

[noharleyyet]

 

[kansasdad]

 

[fmnjr]

High PSA levels are really below the belt.

 

[Irrelevant]

 

[MarvB]

My friend gave birth to their little boy on the way to the hospital, they named him Carson.

 

[kansasdad]

 

[noharleyyet]

 

[kansasdad]

 

[MarvB]

What can I say, I raised three girls

 

[kansasdad]

 

[longbow51]

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What can I say, I raised three girls

Hey, my wife broke her hand 7 weeks ago; coming out of cast Sunday. I've mastered regular pony, high pony, messy pony. Finally did what I do best, get her another pistol.

 

[Festus]

Someone broke into my garage and stole our limbo stick. How low can you go...

 

[Festus]

My doctor said I was colorblind. That diagnosis came out of the orange...

 

[noharleyyet]

 

[kansasdad]

 

[kansasdad]

 

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