GunNut76
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The year is 2222 and Mike and Maureen land on Mars after
accumulating enough frequent flier miles. They meet a
Martian couple and are talking about all sorts of things.
Mike asks if Mars has a stock market, if they have laptop
computers, how they make money, etc. Finally, Maureen
brings up the subject of sex.
"Just how do you guys do it?" asks Maureen. "Pretty much
the way you do," responds the Martian.
Discussion ensues and finally the couples decide to swap
partners for the night and experience one another.
Maureen and the male Martian go off to a bedroom where
the Martian strips. He's got only a teeny, weeny member-
about half an inch long and just a quarter inch thick.
"I don't think this is going to work," says Maureen.
"Why?" he asks, "What's the matter?"
"Well," she replies, "It's just not long enough to reach me!"
"No problem," he says, and proceeds to slap his forehead
with his palm. With each slap of his forehead, his member
grows until it's quite impressively long.
"Well," she says, "That's quite impressive, but it's still
pretty narrow...." "No problem," he says, and starts
pulling his ears. With each pull, his member grows wider
and wider until the entire measurement is extremely
exciting to the woman.
"Wow!" she exclaims, as they fell into bed and made mad,
passionate love.
The next day the couples rejoin their normal partners and
go their separate ways.
As they walk along, Mike asks "Well, was it any good?"
"I hate to say it," says Maureen, "but it was pretty
wonderful. How about you?"
"It was horrible," he replies, All I got was a headache.
All she kept doing the whole time was slapping my forehead
and pulling my ears!"
accumulating enough frequent flier miles. They meet a
Martian couple and are talking about all sorts of things.
Mike asks if Mars has a stock market, if they have laptop
computers, how they make money, etc. Finally, Maureen
brings up the subject of sex.
"Just how do you guys do it?" asks Maureen. "Pretty much
the way you do," responds the Martian.
Discussion ensues and finally the couples decide to swap
partners for the night and experience one another.
Maureen and the male Martian go off to a bedroom where
the Martian strips. He's got only a teeny, weeny member-
about half an inch long and just a quarter inch thick.
"I don't think this is going to work," says Maureen.
"Why?" he asks, "What's the matter?"
"Well," she replies, "It's just not long enough to reach me!"
"No problem," he says, and proceeds to slap his forehead
with his palm. With each slap of his forehead, his member
grows until it's quite impressively long.
"Well," she says, "That's quite impressive, but it's still
pretty narrow...." "No problem," he says, and starts
pulling his ears. With each pull, his member grows wider
and wider until the entire measurement is extremely
exciting to the woman.
"Wow!" she exclaims, as they fell into bed and made mad,
passionate love.
The next day the couples rejoin their normal partners and
go their separate ways.
As they walk along, Mike asks "Well, was it any good?"
"I hate to say it," says Maureen, "but it was pretty
wonderful. How about you?"
"It was horrible," he replies, All I got was a headache.
All she kept doing the whole time was slapping my forehead
and pulling my ears!"
