Monster Mulie Huntin' Foolie
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One day a guy from the city comes up to a farmer in front of his barn (now I ain't sayin' he's from Wyoming or nothin') and asks how he's doing.
The farmer says "I'm doin' ok"
and the city fella' asks him "Is that your mule over there?"
The farmer says "yup!"
The city guy asks him "Can I go talk to him for a bit?"
The farmer looks at him all funny and says "Are you crazy!!?? Mules don't talk!"
The guy says "I'll only be a minute"
And the farmer says "Fine! Knock yourself out! But that mule's not going to say anything."
So the guy goes over to the mule and the following conversation ensues:
Guy - "Howdy mule"
Mule - "Howdy"
Guy - "How do you like it here on this farm?"
Mule - "Oh it's great! The farmer is always taking care of me - new straw, fresh hay and water, it's great!"
The guy goes back to the farmer and asks him "Is that your cow?"
The farmer says "Yup"
The guy asks him "Mind if I go have a word with your cow?"
Now the farmer knows the guy is crazy "Buddy you are nuts!! Cows can't talk and that one sore ain't gonna say nuthin'!!"
The guy says "Just for a bit - won't take long at all"
The farmer says "Fine, have fun!"
The guy goes over and ask the cow how she is doing and if she likes it here on the farm to which the cow replies that she loves it on the farm, fresh hay, two milkings a day, nice stable with fres straw - life is good!
The guy goes back to the farmer and asks him "Are those your sheep?"
The farmer shouts "Don't you listen to a word those sheep say!!!! They're a bunch of liars!!!!"
hee hee,
Les
The farmer says "I'm doin' ok"
and the city fella' asks him "Is that your mule over there?"
The farmer says "yup!"
The city guy asks him "Can I go talk to him for a bit?"
The farmer looks at him all funny and says "Are you crazy!!?? Mules don't talk!"
The guy says "I'll only be a minute"
And the farmer says "Fine! Knock yourself out! But that mule's not going to say anything."
So the guy goes over to the mule and the following conversation ensues:
Guy - "Howdy mule"
Mule - "Howdy"
Guy - "How do you like it here on this farm?"
Mule - "Oh it's great! The farmer is always taking care of me - new straw, fresh hay and water, it's great!"
The guy goes back to the farmer and asks him "Is that your cow?"
The farmer says "Yup"
The guy asks him "Mind if I go have a word with your cow?"
Now the farmer knows the guy is crazy "Buddy you are nuts!! Cows can't talk and that one sore ain't gonna say nuthin'!!"
The guy says "Just for a bit - won't take long at all"
The farmer says "Fine, have fun!"
The guy goes over and ask the cow how she is doing and if she likes it here on the farm to which the cow replies that she loves it on the farm, fresh hay, two milkings a day, nice stable with fres straw - life is good!
The guy goes back to the farmer and asks him "Are those your sheep?"
The farmer shouts "Don't you listen to a word those sheep say!!!! They're a bunch of liars!!!!"
hee hee,
Les
