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Anybody else feeling there age?

Drink breast milk, its the latest trend right now to help with reversing aging.

No shit
When my daughters were babies, I used to enjoy breast milk direct from the tap. I don't know if it made me feel any younger. I used some once to make biscuits. That almost shortened my life when my dinner guests found out.
 
Oh come on! What young dolly of childbearing years would let an old sack of wrinkles like me suck on her breast? Just the thought of it is enough ... to send me off to a cold shower.
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Why can't i ever make these gifs work.

Ontario with a little prune juice hot yoga and some cialis you'll be a regular ol Casanova in no time
 
When my daughters were babies, I used to enjoy breast milk direct from the tap. I don't know if it made me feel any younger. I used some once to make biscuits. That almost shortened my life when my dinner guests found out.
Not the biscuit part.
That’s out there.
But a taste...
 
When my daughters were babies, I used to enjoy breast milk direct from the tap. I don't know if it made me feel any younger. I used some once to make biscuits. That almost shortened my life when my dinner guests found out.
But free ingredients 🤷‍♂️
A gallon of that milk’s affected by a different kind of inflation. Teehee 🤭
 
Oh come on! What young dolly of childbearing years would let an old sack of wrinkles like me suck on her breast? Just the thought of it is enough ... to send me off to a cold shower.
You might have to settle for directly from a cow's udder. After all it's breast milk.
 
I was hoping to not see how many things wrong as old codger. Oneupmanship on medical afflictions is the gauntlet throw down for anyone on Medicare. At 72, still going strong, semi strong, maybe moderately strong, ok still getting it done but hellava lot slower. Damn stenosis and arthritis (here is the gauntlet thrown down) has seriously affected being able to carry squat. Right shoulder completely trashed even after 3 surgeries. Left knee surgery that went perfect. Went from 77# bow to 52# and still killed decent 8 last year. You just readjust to life. The only mindset that works for me is put one foot in front of another.

When you let the physicality beat you, time to take up checkers. Not there yet.
 
Readers. Pisses me off. The rest I can handle. mtmuley
On other hand, cataract surgery for both eyes in 2012, have 20/10 distance at 72, can live with readers not having to mess with glasses for scopes, binos, rangefinders or street signs!

You graduate from readers to full prescription, then cataracts, back to readers! You are just in Step 1😂.
 
Readers. Pisses me off. The rest I can handle. mtmuley
^^^PITA! Yes, it pisses me off too!
I'll be 53 next month, aches & pains are a given but overall great health and will continue to act 20-30yrs younger.
However, on the bright side of aging --> retirement is 2yrs 1mth away!
 
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This guy, my second dad and hunting partner went on a dall sheep hunt at 70 even with a torn meniscus. He killed this antelope with me a few years before his sheep hunt. So I may have some aches and pains but I plan on hunting until they have to quarter me up and pack me off the mountain!
 
When my daughters were babies, I used to enjoy breast milk direct from the tap. I don't know if it made me feel any younger. I used some once to make biscuits. That almost shortened my life when my dinner guests found out.
What in the actual #*^@#*.
 

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