AZHUNTERR
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Subject: FW: A Redneck Vasectomy
After having their 11th child, a Redneck
> > couple decided that was enough, as
> > they could not afford a larger bed.
> >
> > So the husband went to his veterinarian
> > and told him that he and his cousin
> > didn't want to have any more children.
> >
> > The doctor told him that there was a
> > procedure called a vasectomy that could
> > fix the problem but that it was expensive.
> > "A less costly alternative," said
> > the doctor, "is to go home, get a cherry bomb,
> > light it, put it in a beer can,
> > then hold the can up to your ear
> > and count to 10."
> >
> > The Redneck said to the doctor,
> > "I may not be the smartest tool in the
> > shed, but I don't see how putting a
> > cherry bomb in a beer can next to my
> > ear is going to help me."
> >
> > "Trust me," said the doctor.
> >
> > So the man went home, lit a cherry
> > bomb and put it in a beer can. He held
> > the can up to his ear and began to count:
> >
> > "1"
> >
> > "2"
> >
> > "3"
> >
> > "4"
> >
> > "5"
> >
> > At which point he paused, placed
> > the beer can between his legs and resumed
> > counting on his other hand
> >
> > This procedure works in Alabama, Tennessee,
> > Louisiana, Kentucky, Arkansas, Mississippi,
> > and West Virginia. Also NC and Georgia
> >
After having their 11th child, a Redneck
> > couple decided that was enough, as
> > they could not afford a larger bed.
> >
> > So the husband went to his veterinarian
> > and told him that he and his cousin
> > didn't want to have any more children.
> >
> > The doctor told him that there was a
> > procedure called a vasectomy that could
> > fix the problem but that it was expensive.
> > "A less costly alternative," said
> > the doctor, "is to go home, get a cherry bomb,
> > light it, put it in a beer can,
> > then hold the can up to your ear
> > and count to 10."
> >
> > The Redneck said to the doctor,
> > "I may not be the smartest tool in the
> > shed, but I don't see how putting a
> > cherry bomb in a beer can next to my
> > ear is going to help me."
> >
> > "Trust me," said the doctor.
> >
> > So the man went home, lit a cherry
> > bomb and put it in a beer can. He held
> > the can up to his ear and began to count:
> >
> > "1"
> >
> > "2"
> >
> > "3"
> >
> > "4"
> >
> > "5"
> >
> > At which point he paused, placed
> > the beer can between his legs and resumed
> > counting on his other hand
> >
> > This procedure works in Alabama, Tennessee,
> > Louisiana, Kentucky, Arkansas, Mississippi,
> > and West Virginia. Also NC and Georgia
> >
I guess that would be better then kicking his sister in the mouth...
