A little humour for your day

[duckhunt]

Wife sent this... not sure of my rebuttal.

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Every single project.

 

[CRJR45]

 

[Islander]

Best Sharpie Commercial...
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Feel free to zoom for autograph.

 

[Elktrack]

Nope, not falling for the zoom in for autograph thing again. My vision is still messed up

 

[longbow51]

In Effort To Improve Senate Confirmation Hearings, Democrat Women Replaced By Rabid Hyenas

WASHINGTON, D.C. — In an attempt to elevate the level of discourse in Senate Confirmation hearings, all of the female Democratic Senators will be replaced with screaming, rabid hyenas.

babylonbee.com

 

[Sytes]

 

[seeth07]

544K views · 5.4K reactions | Lambeau: NOT a good place to be a BEER 👀😂🍻 | Milwaukee Uncut Podcast

Lambeau: NOT a good place to be a BEER 👀😂🍻.

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[Tradewind]

 

[Keep on]

 

[Sytes]

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THIS is today's winner.

 

[kansasdad]

 

[Bigjay73]

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From a half Irish-half Scottish friend of mine today. Kinda fits

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[Tradewind]

 

[Tradewind]

 

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[Nick87]

 

[seeth07]

Here is how I know we as a society are devolving.

Lyrics about sex from the early 80's:

She was a fast machine, she kept her motor clean
She was the best damn woman that I ever seen
She had the sightless eyes, telling me no lies
Knocking me out with those American thighs
Taking more than her share, had me fighting for air
She told me to come, but I was already there
'Cause the walls start shaking, the Earth was quaking
My mind was aching, and we were making it

And you shook me all night long
Yeah, you shook me all night long

Elegent and beautiful poetry right? 358M views on YouTube.

How about Cardi B? More views, 542M:

I said, certified freak
Seven days a week
Wet-ass pussy
Make that pull-out game weak, woo
Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah
Yeah, you $*)Q!#@$ with some wet-ass pussy
Bring a bucket and a mop for this wet-ass pussy
Give me everything you got for this wet-ass pussy
Beat it up, nigga, catch a charge
Extra large and extra hard
Put this pussy right in your face
Swipe your nose like a credit card
Hop on top, I wanna ride
I do a kegel while it's inside
Spit in my mouth, look in my eyes
This pussy is wet, come take a dive
Tie me up like I'm surprised
Let's role play, I'll wear a disguise
I want you to park that big Mack truck
Right in this little garage
Make it cream, make me scream
Out in public, make a scene
I don't cook, I don't clean
But let me tell you how I got this ring…

 

[Irrelevant]

Prepping dinner for tonight and noticed this

 

[TN2shot07]

Prepping dinner for tonight and noticed this
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So the spices can breath

 

[BigHornRam]

Here is how I know we as a society are devolving.

Lyrics about sex from the early 80's:

She was a fast machine, she kept her motor clean
She was the best damn woman that I ever seen
She had the sightless eyes, telling me no lies
Knocking me out with those American thighs
Taking more than her share, had me fighting for air
She told me to come, but I was already there
'Cause the walls start shaking, the Earth was quaking
My mind was aching, and we were making it

And you shook me all night long
Yeah, you shook me all night long

Elegent and beautiful poetry right? 358M views on YouTube.

How about Cardi B? More views, 542M:

I said, certified freak
Seven days a week
Wet-ass pussy
Make that pull-out game weak, woo
Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah
Yeah, you $*)Q!#@$ with some wet-ass pussy
Bring a bucket and a mop for this wet-ass pussy
Give me everything you got for this wet-ass pussy
Beat it up, nigga, catch a charge
Extra large and extra hard
Put this pussy right in your face
Swipe your nose like a credit card
Hop on top, I wanna ride
I do a kegel while it's inside
Spit in my mouth, look in my eyes
This pussy is wet, come take a dive
Tie me up like I'm surprised
Let's role play, I'll wear a disguise
I want you to park that big Mack truck
Right in this little garage
Make it cream, make me scream
Out in public, make a scene
I don't cook, I don't clean
But let me tell you how I got this ring…

After 60 plus years of rock and roll, song writers have run out of new and creative ways to talk about the same old thing.