A little humour for your day

[TXLonghorn]

And “her” name is Trig.

 

[BackofBeyond]

I probably use it everyday too for all I know, just never took it in school.

Square up a wall? Trig. Set a choker on a pre-cast manhole to set it in the hole? Trig. Sharpen a pencil with your knife? Trig. Set an 8” sanitary line at .6% grade? Trig.

 

[noharleyyet]

Gut calculus...

 

[noharleyyet]

^^^this is how construction companies begin

 

[BrentD]

Dare ya to call...

 

[Stocker]

^^^this is how construction companies begin

Farming and feeding cattle too. Although you start with $2 and go down from there.

 

[VikingsGuy]

Dare ya to call...

Maybe teaching English history or a narrow form of residential architecture??

 

[Deleted member 28227]

Dare ya to call...

Meh...depends, probably a decent Electrician

 

[noharleyyet]

Dare ya to call...

I can't keep up anymore....

Tudoring​

The act of throwing garbage out of a window without looking.

During Tudor period England populations of major urban centres of England, without access to modern drainage or sewer systems, would simply chuck detritus and excrement out of windows as a means of disposal. This was performed without a care for who was on the street at the time.

This act in modern times harks back to the Tudor period and is thus known as Tudoring.
"Is this a Tudoring household?"
"Yeah, sure."

"I'm gonna' Tudor my chit out the window!"

 

[noharleyyet]

Is that a Canadian area code...

 

[BackofBeyond]

Is that a Canadian area code...

Worse. Louisiana.

 

[44hunter45]

I can't keep up anymore....

Tudoring​

The act of throwing garbage out of a window without looking.

During Tudor period England populations of major urban centres of England, without access to modern drainage or sewer systems, would simply chuck detritus and excrement out of windows as a means of disposal. This was performed without a care for who was on the street at the time.

This act in modern times harks back to the Tudor period and is thus known as Tudoring.
"Is this a Tudoring household?"
"Yeah, sure."

"I'm gonna' Tudor my chit out the window!"

Works if you have a campfire outside your window.

 

[Nick87]

Square up a wall? Trig. Set a choker on a pre-cast manhole to set it in the hole? Trig. Sharpen a pencil with your knife? Trig. Set an 8” sanitary line at .6% grade? Trig.

If thats the case I could teach trig.

 

[Irrelevant]

Square up a wall?

Set a choker on a pre-cast manhole to set it in the hole?

Never seen it successfully done on the first try, it's the guess and check method.

Sharpen a pencil with your knife?

WTF?

Set an 8” sanitary line at .6% grade?

I think it's a total of 3 buttons that need to be pressed.

 

[Bigjay73]

 

[noharleyyet]

Our steel stud framers and ceiling mechanics use lazers and scads of sound common sense shortcuts. They amaze me....

 

[ignorethefringes]

 

[Bigjay73]

Our steel stud framers and ceiling mechanics use lazers and scads of sound common sense shortcuts. They amaze me....

 

[rwc101]

 

[noharleyyet]

We might wanna remember there are ladies and a site owner's bride reading gents....I'm guilty of pushing the envelope also.