A little humour for your day

A teacher is explaining biology to her 4th grade students.

"Human beings are the only animals that stutter," she said.

A little girl raises her hand. "I had a kitty-cat who stuttered."

The teacher, knowing how precious some of these stories could become, asked the little girl to explain.

"Well, I was playing in the back yard with my kitty-cat, and the Rottweiler next door was really barking. Finally he took a long run, and jumped the fence.

My kitty arched her back, and said, Ffff, Ffff, Ffff, but before she could get the word out the Rottweiler ate her,".
 
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