A little humour for your day

[VikingsGuy]

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I'd feel safe in that sucker. Kept an outboard motor running miles from nearest civilization in the pre-Garmin world with not much more.

 

[Southern Elk]

 

[longbow51]

Turn Around Quickly! Calculus Ahead!

 

[ismith]

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[BrentD]

Someone needs to make a graphic for this, but I thought it was funny enough without.

After being married for 50 years, I took a careful look at my wife one day and said, ‘Fifty years ago we had a cheap house, a junk car, slept on a sofa bed and watched a 10-inch black and white TV, but I got to sleep with a hot 29 year-old girl every night. Now, I have a $500,000 home, a $45,000 car, a nice big bed and a large screen TV, but I'm sleeping with a 79year-old woman. It seems to me that you're not holding up your side of things.’ My wife is a very reasonable woman. She told me to go out and find a hot 29-year-old girl and she would make sure that I would once again be living in a cheap house, driving a junk car, sleeping on a sofa bed and watching a 10-inch black and white TV. Aren't older women great? They really know how to solve an old guy's problems.

 

[antelopedundee]

 

[antelopedundee]

 

[noharleyyet]

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[44hunter45]

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Really close to home on that one. I had a business trip go bust due to the 737 Max 9 thing.
What really ticks me off about it is that I shaved off my beard for no good reason.

 

[elkduds]

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Looks more like the Smothers Brothers.

 

[ismith]

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[ismith]

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[seeth07]

I don't get why you women wear heels, you're all on drugs.

They get you high. Then when you take them off you come down and you're in pain and regret it.

 

[Sytes]

 

[noharleyyet]

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I call the urge to google 3 girls 1 bottle the Greenhorn Effect.

 

[Bigjay73]

 

[Sytes]

I call the urge to google 3 girls 1 bottle the Greenhorn Effect.

The Greenhorn effect presents the psychological, Monty Hall, Let's Make A Deal door selection phenomenon.
Likely a North Dakota baaah, baaahh, sheep awaits however, he might, just might, have Dinkshooter's neighbor nude!
To click his linky or not?

 

[CRJR45]

 

[Huntkook]