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A little humour for your day

A little bird was flying south for the winter. It left too late and encountered a blizzard. The little bird got colder and colder as it flew through the snow and ice, finally getting so cold that it fell to the ground in a frozen field. As it laid there freezing, a cow walked by and took a dump on top of the little bird. The little bird started warming up under the cow patty and soon started feeling so good that it started whistling. A cat was walking by, heard the whistling, uncovered the little bird and ate it.

The morals of the story:
1) Those that shart on you are not always your enemy
2) Those that get you out of shart are not always your friend
3) When you're in deep shart, keep your mouth shut!
 
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