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Subject: A doctor...?
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> > A dad walks into a market with his young son. The boy is holding a
> quarter.
> > Suddenly, the boy starts choking, going blue in the face. The dad
realizes
> > the boy has swallowed the quarter and starts panicking, and shouting for
> > help. A well dressed, attractive, but serious looking woman in a blue
> > business suit is sitting at a coffee bar in the market reading her
> > newspaper and sipping a cup of coffee. At the sound the commotion, she
> > looks up, puts her coffee cup down on the saucer, neatly folds her
> > newspaper and places it on the counter. Then she gets up from her seat
and
> > makes her way, unhurriedly, across the market.
> >
> > Reaching the boy, the woman pulls the boy's pants down, carefully takes
> > hold of his testicles, and starts to squeeze, gently at first and then
> ever
> > more firmly. After a few seconds the boy convulses violently and coughs
up
> > the quarter, which the woman deftly catches in her free hand. Releasing
> the
> > boy, the woman hands the coin to the father and walks back to her seat
in
> > the coffee bar without saying a word.
> >
> > As soon as he is sure that his son has suffered no lasting ill effects,
> the
> > father rushes over to the woman and starts thanking her profusely,
saying,
> > "I've never seen anybody do anything like that before. It was fantastic.
> > Are you a doctor?" "No," she says. "Divorce attorney."
>
>
> > A dad walks into a market with his young son. The boy is holding a
> quarter.
> > Suddenly, the boy starts choking, going blue in the face. The dad
realizes
> > the boy has swallowed the quarter and starts panicking, and shouting for
> > help. A well dressed, attractive, but serious looking woman in a blue
> > business suit is sitting at a coffee bar in the market reading her
> > newspaper and sipping a cup of coffee. At the sound the commotion, she
> > looks up, puts her coffee cup down on the saucer, neatly folds her
> > newspaper and places it on the counter. Then she gets up from her seat
and
> > makes her way, unhurriedly, across the market.
> >
> > Reaching the boy, the woman pulls the boy's pants down, carefully takes
> > hold of his testicles, and starts to squeeze, gently at first and then
> ever
> > more firmly. After a few seconds the boy convulses violently and coughs
up
> > the quarter, which the woman deftly catches in her free hand. Releasing
> the
> > boy, the woman hands the coin to the father and walks back to her seat
in
> > the coffee bar without saying a word.
> >
> > As soon as he is sure that his son has suffered no lasting ill effects,
> the
> > father rushes over to the woman and starts thanking her profusely,
saying,
> > "I've never seen anybody do anything like that before. It was fantastic.
> > Are you a doctor?" "No," she says. "Divorce attorney."
