You are officially a ....

[Hem]

Noodled a catfish out a hole.


Watched a tornado while drinking a beer in your driveway.


Shot a hog and deer with a 30-30.


Order calf fries as a starter and can cook a ribeye to a perfect medium rare.



You're on your way to being a Okie.

Come on man, the flamethrower?

 

[thomas89]

Kringles and crullers.

Grebe’s hot ham and rolls.

 

[jrabq]

Wisconsin? It's a mythical place, doesn't exist, can't even find it on a map!

 

[Gellar]

Order calf fries as a starter and can cook a ribeye to a perfect medium rare.



You're on your way to being an Okie.

Why would you overcook your ribeye?

 

[Forkyfinder]

Cheese curds. Yes.

 

[Knight.54]

Cheese curds. Yes.

I can’t believe it took 25 posts for cheese curds to enter the discussion!

 

[hank4elk]

Sorry, I jumped into a curds & whey post.

I tried the Cajun Curds and got heartburn.
I'll stick to my NM chile and use the WI white cheddar for enchiladas.

 

[jpc01101]

Man I'd say you're from KY if you have ever pulled a shot of apple pie moonshine from a quart jar that you keep up on a high shelf and that you bought from the "old guy up the holler" in the garage to wash down some Grippos BBQ chips and a fried Bologna sandwich. (for non-drinkers substitute Ale-8-one for the drink)

 

[seeth07]

Cheese curds. Yes.

...you know that if it ain't squeaky, it ain't a curd...

 

[Sytes]

I want to hear what makes you proud to be called "x".

 

[Letthemgrow]

Wisconsin? It's a mythical place, doesn't exist, can't even find it on a map!
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It's right next to the Gulf of High Cholesterol.

 

[seeth07]

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Come on, what makes you from Montana?

 

[WildWill]

Why would you overcook your ribeye?

Fair enough. I should have said you've never cooked a ribeye past medium rare. I like a rare steak but not blue and have had too many places screw it up so just order medium rare now plus that's how the wife likes them.

 

[Gellar]

Fair enough. I should have said you've never cooked a ribeye past medium rare. I like a rare steak but not blue and have had too many places screw it up so just order medium rare now plus that's how the wife likes them.

At a restaurant I order a rare steak, it seems like more times than not it comes out medium rare and if you order a medium rare steak it comes out medium. Unfortunately, I cannot say that I have never cooked a steak past medium. My wife likes her steak comparable to shoe leather and then smothers a filet in A-1. Some things I will never understand nor do I try at this point.


I was trolling intentionally to offend some people by my original comment and derail this thread. Dangit.

 

[gwhunter]

Is it me or has there been a lot of big sturgeons speared this year?

The Michigan season closed after something like 17 minutes because of how good it was this year!

 

[cgasner1]

Come on, what makes you from Montana?

Any more questions?

 

[jrabq]

Another map highlighting Wisconsin awesomeness. Red/purple means higher percentage of "excess drinking", the whole state is lit up. But Montana is trying hard!

 

[Rack Daniels]

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Punk mofos took out every mom and pop gas station in the state. Put Town chumps across the street from another town chump. Threatened to get me for theft when they dumped old food (still hot and good just timed out) and I was having a hypoglycemic moment, which I have since I was a child. They also said a nickel dropped in the store is TOWN PUMPS nickel. A dollar tipped on a holiday is TOWN PIMPS dollar. Eff those losers.

 

[Rack Daniels]

Fair enough. I should have said you've never cooked a ribeye past medium rare. I like a rare steak but not blue and have had too many places screw it up so just order medium rare now plus that's how the wife likes them.

That’s how we are too lol. I like it just a touch rarer than the wife, but neither of us like Blue rare OR well done.

Her mom on the other hand…. Lets just say if it ain’t a hockey puck it needs another minute….

 

[Schaaf]

Punk mofos took out every mom and pop gas station in the state. Put Town chumps across the street from another town chump. Threatened to get me for theft when they dumped old food (still hot and good just timed out) and I was having a hypoglycemic moment, which I have since I was a child. They also said a nickel dropped in the store is TOWN PUMPS nickel. A dollar tipped on a holiday is TOWN PIMPS dollar. Eff those losers.

Stop saying bad stuff about our convenience store oligarchs or Ill have to report you