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I’m famous for these at school. Some funny. Some serious. All entertaining.

A few to choose from!

Would you rather wake up with a grizzly clawing on the outside of your teepee or with a rattle snake inside your teepee?

Your float plane crashes on an Alaska trip. It’s you, the pilot, and your absolutely best and favorite dog ever. The pilot “looks dead,” but the plane is going down fast. Your dog is clearly healthy and barking. You only have time to get one out. Which do you choose?

Would you rather go on one last epically disastrous unsuccessful hunt with someone that has passed, or the ultimate hunt of a lifetime and kill your ultimate trophy with “Bob” the arsholr from work?

Explained!
 
I’m famous for these at school. Some funny. Some serious. All entertaining.

A few to choose from!

Would you rather wake up with a grizzly clawing on the outside of your teepee or with a rattle snake inside your teepee?

Your float plane crashes on an Alaska trip. It’s you, the pilot, and your absolutely best and favorite dog ever. The pilot “looks dead,” but the plane is going down fast. Your dog is clearly healthy and barking. You only have time to get one out. Which do you choose?

Would you rather go on one last epically disastrous unsuccessful hunt with someone that has passed, or the ultimate hunt of a lifetime and kill your ultimate trophy with “Bob” the arsholr from work?

Explained!
Rattle snake every time. I’m terrified of grizzlies in close quarters.

Dog. At least it might help me survive rather than exhausting myself, trying to save the pilot who might die anyways

Successful with Bob. Only because I genuinely couldn’t come up with the name of someone that has passed that I’d really care to hunt with except for historical figures, and that doesn’t interest me much.
 
Rattle snake
Dog, if I didn’t bring him back I might as well not come home…
Crappy hunt

Agreed with above, most difficult is the bear or snake!
 
1. Assuming they both have bad intentions, pretty sure I could easily handle the snake. I like snakes anyway.

2. The dog. At least she can save herself if I can just get her outside the plane. Trying to save the “looks dead” pilot probably gets us both dead.

3. I would take an epically bad hunt with my FIL in a heartbeat if I could.
 
Snake, f%ck that pilot he was getting paid, adventure hunts with good people are the best no harvest needed.

Would you rather log into HT to discuss the finer points on the creedmoor or help buddy tuck his hemorrhoids back in on remote hunt?
-This one is tuff for me i don't want to admit to either and both involve things i never want to see again.
 
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Griz- hate snakes
Dog- dog could help and Pilot was supposed to keep us safe
Bad hunt- grandfather
Creed more- that was my first post on ht
Marry Anne- gingers are trouble
House

Only shoot dinks for the rest of your life or never hunt again?
 
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Grizz. I know I’m wrong, but part of my Neanderthal brain is convinced that I’d have at least a fighting chance against a bear. If a snake decides to take a swing at you, not a damn thing you can do.

RIP that pilot, man. I’m still going for my dog even if the roles are reversed.

Probably unsuccessful but epic with someone like Hemingway or O’Connor.
 
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