Early one christmas eve.Santa wakes up heads to the bathroom,and stumps his toe.Cussing under his breath he uses the rest room.Going to the kitchen he makes coffee and oatmeal.As he walk toward the table food and coffee in hand he stumbles and drops both in the floor.Cussing out loud,he cleans up the mess.Gets up and fixes other cup of coffee and other bowl of oatmeal.Walks across the kitchen floor sets the coffee and oatmeal down on the table.Starts to set down,about the time he sets the doorbell rings.Cussing he heads to the door.Opens it and there was a angel there holdin a christmas tree,and she says Merry Christmas Santa here's your christmas tree.Where would you like me to stick it?
