pumpgun
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A lady goes into Wal-Mart to buy a rod and reel for
>her hubbie. She doesn't know which one to get, so
>walks
>over to the register. A Wal-mart associate is
>standing
>there with sunglasses on. She says, "Excuse me sir ...
>can you tell me anything about this rod and reel?"
>
>He says, "Ma'am, I'm blind, but if you'll drop it on
>the counter I can tell you about it."
>
>She didn't believe him, but dropped it on the counter
>anyway. He said, "That's a 6' graphite rod with a
>Zebco
>220 reel and a 10-lb test line ... It's a good
>all-around rod and reel, and it's $20."
>
>She says, "It's amazing that you can tell all that
>just by the sound of it dropping on the counter. I
>think it's what I'm looking for, so I'll take it."
>
>He walks behind the counter to the register. She bends
>down to get her purse and farts. At first, she's
>embarrassed but then realizes that there's no way he
>would know it was her because being blind, he wouldn't
>know she was the only person there.
>
>He rings up the sale and says, "That will be $25.50."
>
>She says, "But didn't you say it was $20?"
>
>He says, "Yes ma'am, the rod and reel is $20,
>the duck call is $3, and the catfish stink bait
>is $2.50. Thank you for shopping Wal-Mart
>her hubbie. She doesn't know which one to get, so
>walks
>over to the register. A Wal-mart associate is
>standing
>there with sunglasses on. She says, "Excuse me sir ...
>can you tell me anything about this rod and reel?"
>
>He says, "Ma'am, I'm blind, but if you'll drop it on
>the counter I can tell you about it."
>
>She didn't believe him, but dropped it on the counter
>anyway. He said, "That's a 6' graphite rod with a
>Zebco
>220 reel and a 10-lb test line ... It's a good
>all-around rod and reel, and it's $20."
>
>She says, "It's amazing that you can tell all that
>just by the sound of it dropping on the counter. I
>think it's what I'm looking for, so I'll take it."
>
>He walks behind the counter to the register. She bends
>down to get her purse and farts. At first, she's
>embarrassed but then realizes that there's no way he
>would know it was her because being blind, he wouldn't
>know she was the only person there.
>
>He rings up the sale and says, "That will be $25.50."
>
>She says, "But didn't you say it was $20?"
>
>He says, "Yes ma'am, the rod and reel is $20,
>the duck call is $3, and the catfish stink bait
>is $2.50. Thank you for shopping Wal-Mart
LMAO 
