UT 2010 count down!!!

[JoseCuervo]

You vag. Sounds like you're whining and making excuses before you leave home. This is the Pahvant! It's where fat lazy maroons and women with camel toes and flip-flops can kill 400 inchers. If you don't... you are a looooooseeer!

He had quite the list of excuses lined up in advance....

 

[The Hedgehog]

You need to watch the Craig S. motivational videos...

 

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Go kill a monster schmalts.

 

[MNHunter]

Got get em Pat!

 

[browtine]

Geezus man, pull your skirt up and get it done..... Cya tomorrow.

 

[Bucnutz.wis]

Best of luck Schmalts... hope you down a dandy !!

 

[Spitz]

Good luck man. You got one B&C trophy under your belt this year, time for a second!

 

[schmalts]

Geezus man, pull your skirt up and get it done..... Cya tomorrow.

Coming from the guy who said it has sucked down there so far I take that as a complement! I am at the airport now, wife dropped me off and as I was walking through security I thought about where I should put my keys after they go through the xray. Then I realized that my wife dropped me off and she has the keys.... then I realized where my key for my locks on my weapon case is...... on that same key ring....
So browtine, you got a hack saw or bolt cutters at your house. LOL.. when I stop by I hope my big box of porn I shipped down to you is not missing.
I said I would post some tips on flying to a hunting trip so here is the first one, make sure you have your spare lock key in your wallet!
Tip 2.. the big box or porn I sent to browtine is really a bunch of gear and food. It is cheaper and easier to ship it ups rather than lug that extra crap in the APT. I made a return label right away as well and all I have to do is drop the box off at any ups shipping location or business willing to take it.
I fly to my hunts because I only have 3 weeks of vac to use and when you try and do 3-4 trips a year you have to fly.

 

[Bambistew]

I've been there with the key thing. I now carry a spare in my pack, one in my bathroom kit and one on my key ring.

Good luck on your hunt

 

[mohunter]

Good Luck on your hunt

 

[A-con]

Good luck Schmaltzie, looks like the stars are lining up for you this time.

One trick I learned flying home from a hunt a few weeks after 9/11.
Don't try to board a plane with 3 or 4 .338 rounds rattling around in your pocket. The guys at the metal detector have no sense of humor.

Keep us posted.

 

[A-con]

women with camel toes and flip-flops c

Oh now you've got him thinking about something other than hunting elk.

 

[schmalts]

Ok,at denver for layover. Quik story. I went to to gate and asked if they had any emergency row seats. The woman started looking at the pc and asked out loud "is your name spoo". And smiled and said wnat? She said it again and I started laughing and said thank god no it is not. Then a guy sat up from his chair pissed off looking. And walked over to the counter and said he heard his name mentioned...

 

[schmalts]

Sitting up high glassing this am on some lower country. Nadda, nuttin. Gonna glass some more and head back to the truck and look over some high country today

 

[Moosie]

You gave Flying tips....

Let me give you a Hunting tip :

"LESS TIME Fuggin' with yer phone, MORE TIME glassing and hunting"............

I'll give you more later.

 

[ashersdad]

Good luck man!!! Can't wait to see the big one you're going to smoke.

 

[AZ402]

"LESS TIME Fuggin' with yer phone, MORE TIME glassing and hunting"............

Ha!.....................

 

[JoseCuervo]

you gave flying tips....

Let me give you a hunting tip :

"less time fuggin' with yer phone, more time glassing and hunting"............

I'll give you more later.

lmao>........

 

[noharleyyet]

...go get em spoo.

"less time fuggin' with yer phone, more time glassing and hunting"............

....this from a guy who finds time for 25 different hat photo ops.

 

[schmalts]

Fuggin with my phone again so jose can live through me and feel like a. Man..
In the high country now, still early but I can already hear bugles. Stopped by the only rife camp I saw and they were packing up with the bull they got this am. Steep stuff, but it is where the elk are at so a hiking I will go. Smoke still messing up long distance glassing, hope a wind shift is in forcast