Ultimate Marriage Test

[The Hedgehog]

 

[ThunderNocked]

Garage Sales

Shopping at them or Selling stuff at them?


Or both?

 

[Derek44]

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Take a chill pill……. Yeah that works

 

[EYJONAS!]

Shopping at them or Selling stuff at them?


Or both?

The whole experience of setting up. My wife is OCD as hell so I'm sure you can imagine with how collect and cool I am with mind numbing shit it went pretty well. Throw in the MIL and some extras from others.......

Kinda like a moderate episode of Jerry Springer

We survived though, Jonas even got taken advantage of that night so that's a win.

 

[jryoung]

This year I drew an on range oryx tag on my wife's 40th birthday weekend. I agreed to take her and her girlfriends to Cabo as penance for my "over sight" while applying...

Hell yeah Joe....the tag, well maybe the trip to Cabo too.

 

[Nick87]

Quoting Rodney Carrington here but he's spot on. Don't ever start a conversation with "your ****in Mother"

 

[220yotekiller]

My wife’s birthday is November 22. She’s learned to live with the fact that I’ll be hunting on her birthday.

I have you all beat. My wife's birthday is September 15th. When I was guiding elk hunters I was home for 1 out of 6 birthdays.

 

[KB_]

I have you all beat. My wife's birthday is September 15th. When I was guiding elk hunters I was home for 1 out of 6 birthdays.

My wife is september 18th. Yea, its a problem

 

[BrentD]

I have you all beat. My wife's birthday is September 15th. When I was guiding elk hunters I was home for 1 out of 6 birthdays.

You me birth date was not one of you litmus test criteria? Tsk tsk! You have only yourself to blame.

Of course I'm rarely here for my wife's BD. (Mid June). But will be this year, so building some marketable marriage capital right there.

 

[Mousecard]

Catching a carp!

 

[Elkmagnet]

Prayer request.
I asked the wife to help me fish a new wire though an insulated wall tonight.
We each have a 1.5" access hole.

 

[BackofBeyond]

I have you all beat. My wife's birthday is September 15th. When I was guiding elk hunters I was home for 1 out of 6 birthdays.

My anniversary is 9/15.

That was a dumb idea.

 

[Nick87]

My anniversary is 9/15.

That was a dumb idea.

09/23 I feel ya.

 

[HSi-ESi]

My wife likes to run cars on "E" most of the time where I tend to fill up when a rig gets below a quarter of a tank. We had a 90's version Tahoe that would have at least 10 gallons left in it when it hit "E". She would make mental notes of the mileage and drive around town for quite some time in that vehicle on empty.

She came home one rainy night from ref'ing a volleyball game, driving down a busy 4 lane in Missoula and ran out of gas. She called me and I have since learned that my unfortunate laughing response was not appropriate.

 

[Wind Gypsy]

My wife’s bday is 9/9. Birth control became “my responsibility” once we got married (on 12/19). So our daughter was born on 9/6. At least I can nock out both bdays in 4 days and head west for the elk rut. Damn sure didn’t get married in the heart of the rut. What were you guys thinking?

 

[Nick87]

My wife’s bday is 9/9. Birth control became “my responsibility” once we got married (on 12/19). So our daughter was born on 9/6. At least I can nock out both bdays in 4 days and head west for the elk rut. Damn sure didn’t get married in the heart of the rut. What were you guys thinking?

We weren't. I feel comfortable speaking for @Backofbeyond on that one.

 

[BackofBeyond]

We weren't. I feel comfortable speaking for @Backofbeyond on that one.

Yup.

I didn’t even own a bow when I got married.

Stupid.

 

[Hem]

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I wait for her to acknowledge,....then I say "I knew it".

 

[Nick87]

Yup.

I didn’t even own a bow when I got married.

Stupid.

I did, apparently I'm more stupider.

 

[BackofBeyond]

I did, apparently I'm more stupider.

Not even gonna sugar coat it. Correct. You are more stupider.