Ultimate Marriage Test
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BackofBeyond
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Did you hear the one about the Doctor that went to jail for a botched vasectomy?
Don't worry, it wasn't a felony, it's just a miss-da-weiner.
ignorethefringes
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Honest question, why not?its been 13 years, 3 children, and many moves from Michigan to North Carolina, North Carolina to Michigan, Michigan to Montana. Built one house together ourselves. Have been completely broke living paycheck to paycheck, to financially secure together.
Biggest pain point is the ongoing argument to get a vasectomy.
KB_
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thats F'ed up man
44hunter45
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NSFW Marriage humor?
Google Troy Kinne Mystery of the Basket and let the rabbit trail begin.
We'll see you back in a couple of days.
Google Troy Kinne Mystery of the Basket and let the rabbit trail begin.
We'll see you back in a couple of days.
KB_
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Honest answer, Scares the crap out of me when someone has a knife near my balls.
Pucky Freak
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That’s like the five horsemen of the divorce apocalypse right there, man.
The last one is why we should all teach our daughters to hunt right along with our sons. Hunting with my husband is quite possibly the most fun we have together all year
ignorethefringes
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Man, they gave me a couple Xanax or something to take an hour before I came in and I was totally relaxed. I chatted with the nurse and doc through the whole thing lol. My wife waited in the car to drive me home. Best $700 (if I recall correctly, no insurance) I ever spent
VikingsGuy
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Hanging wallpaper - always said a smart divorce lawyer would have an office right next door to a wallpaper store.
BrentD
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So true in my parents case that I would never even consider wallpaper in my own house. I have not seen wallpaper in at least a couple decades, so I figured it had been (rightfully) outlawed....
VikingsGuy
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I shared that childhood experience - only blowups I saw between my parents were wallpaper-related - especially fine patterns that needed to line up between rows. I haven't touched the stuff.So true in my parents case that I would never even consider wallpaper in my own house. I have not seen wallpaper in at least a couple decades, so I figured it had been (rightfully) outlawed....
geetar
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Vacation with in-laws.
Nick87
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Yup that would be the straw that broke the camels back regardless which way you flip it. Holidays with in-laws are close enough to making it happen.
Before GPS. Driving to a location I have never been before with the wife giving directions.
Her: " You go down that road until you get to the mini mart then turn left. Go until you get to that big building, I don't know what it is, but you turn right there and go until you get to that blue house with the nice flower garden then you keep going a little bit and turn right again. then there should be a road off to the left, it's right down there."
Me: "Do you have an address or a street name or anything?"
Her: Blank stare like I was speaking Greek or something.
Her: " You go down that road until you get to the mini mart then turn left. Go until you get to that big building, I don't know what it is, but you turn right there and go until you get to that blue house with the nice flower garden then you keep going a little bit and turn right again. then there should be a road off to the left, it's right down there."
Me: "Do you have an address or a street name or anything?"
Her: Blank stare like I was speaking Greek or something.
Redside
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There's a reason I have to fish and row the raft at the same time...
Djfan
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Explaining the difference between rifles and shotguns for the 348th time.
jryoung
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When you wife is your boss and you start and office remodel that is 2x over budget as soon as they open the walls and discover the shit show of multiple, unpermitted remodels/additions.
