Top Ten "Randyisms"

[kenton]

I think with the Elk Talk Live Q&A, "Are we live?" is climbing the randyisms charts.

 

[Elk63]

"Standin' here talkin' about it ain't gonna buy the baby new shoes"

 

[Elk63]

"If an elk is still on his feet I'm still shootin..."

 

[Elk63]

"Marcus the camera guy...." What is his last name?

 

[Elk63]

"Never pass up on an elk on the first day that you would shoot on the last day.."

 

[Elk63]

"Now I know what you are saying....Randy why are you?..... (fill in the blank), (doing something a certain way)) (see above for example, ie passing up on an elk)

 

[rlmmatt]

I think the 1. has to be " You will run out of health before you run outta money"

This sentiment has really resonated with me and I've definitely reevaluated my priorities as life has pounded the truth of this phrase into me over the last month.

Words to live by

 

[Elk63]

"Have you done yer windoe shoppin' and are you ready to make a purchase..."

 

[Elk63]

Putting an elk quarter into a game bag....

"Is like trying to fit Dolly Parton into a training bra"

 

[Miller8812]

That buck really wants to be a tv star...

 

[Elk63]

Moving deer to the waiting hunters is called,

"The Newberg Nudge"

 

[noharleyyet]

"Allusions to disabled passwords....."

 

[Elk63]

Singin' a Johnny Cash tune......


"Burns, burns, burns"

"Feed from fire, Feed from fire"

 

[Elk63]

It's been a while folks, since I've heard one but a new one came out recently;

After someone shot a big buck near a watering hole Randy was staking out.

"I'm a day late and a dollar short"

 

[Elk63]

On getting the slow moving hunting team going.

"C'mon guys I've got wood to cut and girls to kiss"

 

[Addicting]

@Big Fin
Can you hit Marcus and Michael up on this thread. There are some great Merchandising quotes here for T-shirts. If you made one up with “deader than disco” on it I would absolutely buy it.

 

[tzone]

Had to finally look up who the hell Charlie Daniels is.

You serious Clark?

 

[tzone]

2. Time to lock in the hubs (as we climb a steep grade)

That's funny...I say that one all the time. The millennials give me a look since they have no idea what I'm talking about.

 

[bushman13]

"big Forky"

 

[Addicting]

"big Forky"

Biggest one I’ve seen, He’d be deader than disco with a rifle.