DGF
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Randomly I'll say the names Jacob, Thomas, and Oscar T. Williamson. They all had personal faults that needed to be corrected. Jacob had a habbit of smoking too much, Thomas always picked up litter and put it in his mouth, and Oscar T. Williamson was always checking out other guys asses.
One day they were all hit by a bus and died. They all three went to the gates of heaven and talked to Saint Peter. Saint Peter said they were all too young to die and that he'd give them one chance to correct themselves to go to heaven when they finally passed away. He said Jacob had to quit smoking, Thomas had to stop putting litter in his mouth, and Oscar T. Williamson had to stop checking out other guys asses. With that said saint Peter sent them back to earth for one last chance.
Once there Jacob immediately bought some cigarettes and lit one up, smoked it and threw the butt on the ground.
POOF! Jacob went to hell!
Out of habbit Thomas leaned over to grab the cigarette butt to put it in his mouth and then...
POOF! Oscar T. Williamson went to hell!
Just playing with ya Oscar.
One day they were all hit by a bus and died. They all three went to the gates of heaven and talked to Saint Peter. Saint Peter said they were all too young to die and that he'd give them one chance to correct themselves to go to heaven when they finally passed away. He said Jacob had to quit smoking, Thomas had to stop putting litter in his mouth, and Oscar T. Williamson had to stop checking out other guys asses. With that said saint Peter sent them back to earth for one last chance.
Once there Jacob immediately bought some cigarettes and lit one up, smoked it and threw the butt on the ground.
POOF! Jacob went to hell!
Out of habbit Thomas leaned over to grab the cigarette butt to put it in his mouth and then...
POOF! Oscar T. Williamson went to hell!
Just playing with ya Oscar.
