The Viperess
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An old farmer had owned a large farm for several years. He had a large
pond in the back, fixed up nice; picnic tables, horseshoe courts,
basketball court, etc. The pond was properly shaped and fixed up for
swimming when it was built.
One evening the old farmer decided to go down to the pond, as he
hadn't been there for a while, and look it over. As he neared the pond,
he heard voices shouting and laughing with glee. As he came closer
he saw it was a bunch of young women skinny dipping in his pond.
He made the women aware of his presence and they all went to the deep
end of the pond. One of the women shouted to him, "We're not coming out
until you leave!"
The old man replied, "I didn't come down here to watch you ladies swim
or make you get out of the pond naked.
"I only came to feed the alligator."
Morale: Old age and treachery will triumph over youth and skill
pond in the back, fixed up nice; picnic tables, horseshoe courts,
basketball court, etc. The pond was properly shaped and fixed up for
swimming when it was built.
One evening the old farmer decided to go down to the pond, as he
hadn't been there for a while, and look it over. As he neared the pond,
he heard voices shouting and laughing with glee. As he came closer
he saw it was a bunch of young women skinny dipping in his pond.
He made the women aware of his presence and they all went to the deep
end of the pond. One of the women shouted to him, "We're not coming out
until you leave!"
The old man replied, "I didn't come down here to watch you ladies swim
or make you get out of the pond naked.
"I only came to feed the alligator."
Morale: Old age and treachery will triumph over youth and skill
