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The Luck of the Irish
Paddy the Irishman was enjoying a good night at the local tavern
and with a few to many Paddy decided to call it a night and in the wee small hours
he staggered home with a couple bottles of beer under each arm,
he arrived home and stumbled abit at the front door.
So he thought best if he took off his shoes, so he could sneak inside without disturbing
his wife and getting yelled at.
So at the door, Paddy put his two bottles of beer in his back pocket and began taking off his shoes
once inside Paddy headed towards the stairs to go up to the bedroom and just as he got to the first
step, Paddy tripped over backwards and fell on his behind.... breaking his two bottles of beer
Paddy a little shaken headed off to the bathroom and began taking off his trousers which were quite wet
and noticed he was bleeding from his behind....
So Paddy grabbed a handful of bandages and with the aid of a mirror he began putting bandages
over all the cuts so to stop the bleeding....
Paddy then proceeded to head towards the bedroom where he managed to slip into bed without his Wife knowing
Paddy was pleased and headed off to sleep.
Come morning, Paddys wife was up and about and came back up to the bedroom, and yelled at Paddy
Paddy Have You Been Drinking !!! Paddy says no ! Dear.!
Paddys Wife says then what is all the broken glass at the foot of the stairs.... ?
and what is all the blood that leads from the stairs to the bedroom... ?
And why does the laundry smell of beer.. ?
Paddy was lost for words...
And what is all the bandages doing stuck all over the bathroom mirror...?
Paddy the Irishman was enjoying a good night at the local tavern
and with a few to many Paddy decided to call it a night and in the wee small hours
he staggered home with a couple bottles of beer under each arm,
he arrived home and stumbled abit at the front door.
So he thought best if he took off his shoes, so he could sneak inside without disturbing
his wife and getting yelled at.
So at the door, Paddy put his two bottles of beer in his back pocket and began taking off his shoes
once inside Paddy headed towards the stairs to go up to the bedroom and just as he got to the first
step, Paddy tripped over backwards and fell on his behind.... breaking his two bottles of beer
Paddy a little shaken headed off to the bathroom and began taking off his trousers which were quite wet
and noticed he was bleeding from his behind....
So Paddy grabbed a handful of bandages and with the aid of a mirror he began putting bandages
over all the cuts so to stop the bleeding....
Paddy then proceeded to head towards the bedroom where he managed to slip into bed without his Wife knowing
Paddy was pleased and headed off to sleep.
Come morning, Paddys wife was up and about and came back up to the bedroom, and yelled at Paddy
Paddy Have You Been Drinking !!! Paddy says no ! Dear.!
Paddys Wife says then what is all the broken glass at the foot of the stairs.... ?
and what is all the blood that leads from the stairs to the bedroom... ?
And why does the laundry smell of beer.. ?
Paddy was lost for words...
And what is all the bandages doing stuck all over the bathroom mirror...?
