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> John O'Reilly hoisted his beer and said, "Here's to
> spending the rest of me
> life, between the legs of me wife!" That won him the
> top prize at the pub
> for the best toast of the night!
>
> He went home and told his wife, Mary, "I won the
> prize for the best toast of
> the night." She said, "Aye, did ye now. And what
> was your toast?" John
> said, "Here's to spending the rest of me life,
> sitting in church beside me wife."
>
> "Oh, that is very nice indeed, John!" Mary said.
> The next day, Mary ran into
> one of John's drinking buddies on the street
> corner. The man chuckled
> leeringly and said, "John won the prize the other
> night at the pub with a toast
> about you, Mary."
> She said, "Aye, he told me, and I was a bit
> surprised meself. You know, he's
> only been there twice in the last four years. Once
> he fell asleep, and the
> other time I had to pull him by the ears to make
> him come!!
>
> spending the rest of me
> life, between the legs of me wife!" That won him the
> top prize at the pub
> for the best toast of the night!
>
> He went home and told his wife, Mary, "I won the
> prize for the best toast of
> the night." She said, "Aye, did ye now. And what
> was your toast?" John
> said, "Here's to spending the rest of me life,
> sitting in church beside me wife."
>
> "Oh, that is very nice indeed, John!" Mary said.
> The next day, Mary ran into
> one of John's drinking buddies on the street
> corner. The man chuckled
> leeringly and said, "John won the prize the other
> night at the pub with a toast
> about you, Mary."
> She said, "Aye, he told me, and I was a bit
> surprised meself. You know, he's
> only been there twice in the last four years. Once
> he fell asleep, and the
> other time I had to pull him by the ears to make
> him come!!
>
