GunNut76
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A man had 50 yard line tickets for the Super Bowl. As he
sits down,a man comes down and asks if anyone is sitting
in the seat next to him.
"No," he says, "The seat is empty."
"This is incredible," said the man. "Who in their right
mind would have a seat like this for the Super Bowl, the
biggest sporting event in the world, and not use it?"
He says, "Well, actually, the seat belongs to me. I was
supposed to come with my wife, but she passed away. This
is the first Super bowl we haven't been to together since
we got married in 1987."
"Oh ... I'm sorry to hear that. That's terrible. But
couldn't you find someone else -- a friend or relative,
or even a neighbor to take the seat?".
The man shakes his head.
"No, they're all at the funeral."
sits down,a man comes down and asks if anyone is sitting
in the seat next to him.
"No," he says, "The seat is empty."
"This is incredible," said the man. "Who in their right
mind would have a seat like this for the Super Bowl, the
biggest sporting event in the world, and not use it?"
He says, "Well, actually, the seat belongs to me. I was
supposed to come with my wife, but she passed away. This
is the first Super bowl we haven't been to together since
we got married in 1987."
"Oh ... I'm sorry to hear that. That's terrible. But
couldn't you find someone else -- a friend or relative,
or even a neighbor to take the seat?".
The man shakes his head.
"No, they're all at the funeral."
