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How fast can you drive?

I don’t know. My minivan probably tops out at 100, which is probably the fastest vehicle that I own (yeah… I’m kind of a gear head). Guessing I missed the joke🙃

Ironically, I really like Montrose. Maybe it’s David Lee Roth that I don’t like. On second thought, it is definitely David Lee Roth that I don’t like.
 
A friend of mine bought a mini van at the request of his wife. Said he felt neutered when he drove it. mtmuley

For sure. It’s a minivan, how could you not?

Oh well, I almost never drive it and it’s what my wife chose. It’s handy for piling the volleyball and swim team in, and she likes it so all good from my point of view. Any delusions I may have had of being cool have evaporated long ago…
 
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For sure. It’s a minivan, how could you not?

Oh well, I almost never drive it and it’s what my wife chose. It’s handy for piling the volleyball and swim team in, and she likes it so all good from my point of view. Any delusions I may have had of being cool have evaporated long ago…
We have a Yukon. It's big and has a kick ass V8 that sounds cool. Hauled dogs and kids. And yeah, I don't feel cool driving it. mtmuley
 
I don’t know. My minivan probably tops out at 100, which is probably the fastest vehicle that I own (yeah… I’m kind of a gear head). Guessing I missed the joke🙃

Ironically, I really like Montrose. Maybe it’s David Lee Roth that I don’t like. On second thought, it is definitely David Lee Roth that I don’t like.
I was thinking “I can’t drive 55”… I guess it went over flat
 
I got you- was wondering. That’s a Sammy Hagar song, not Van Halen. Sammy Hagar is ok (really good in Montrose), way better than that stupid David Lee Roth.
I can’t keep up with what’s Van Halen vs Van Hagar vs either of the front men solo
 
In one right now with the family. Can confirm.
When my wife had her little purple SUV with all her silly sticker's like "hot mom" and "salty little beach" and I was driving I would constantly get dudes rolling up to peak in only to be mortified to be checking out some chubby bearded guy. It happened so often and always was good for a laugh.
 
Shot a montana sized muley buck, stuffed him in the back of the minvan, hauled him to the in laws to hang up. Later that week wrapped his body in a tarp, threw him on the luggage rack on the roof, bungyed the heck out of him and drove the 7 hrs back home on the interstate. Apparently red blood shows up real bright on a white caravan. Sorry about that to any Karens who witnessed the carnage.
 
Shot a montana sized muley buck, stuffed him in the back of the minvan, hauled him to the in laws to hang up. Later that week wrapped his body in a tarp, threw him on the luggage rack on the roof, bungyed the heck out of him and drove the 7 hrs back home on the interstate. Apparently red blood shows up real bright on a white caravan. Sorry about that to any Karens who witnessed the carnage.
Currently trying to decided if I should get myself the mid sized truck I want or if I should do the smart thing and get my wife a new mom vehicle. I know this forum hates subarus but the back of an outback is big enough for a muley so I’m good with that
 
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