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A seminar called *Stress and Disease* by
Dr.Nickolas Hall, an expert in psychobiology, gives an example of a coping skill for job stress.
When you have had one of those "TAKE THIS JOB AND SHOVE IT" days, try this:
On your way home after work, stop at your
pharmacy and go to the section where they
have thermometers. You will need to purchase
a rectal thermometer made by Q-Tip. Be very
sure that you get this brand.
When you get home, lock your doors, draw the
drapes, and disconnect the phone so you will
not be disturbed during your therapy. Change
to very comfortable clothing, such as a sweat suit and lie down on your bed. Open the package containing the thermometer and remove the thermometer and carefully place it on the bedside table so that it will not become chipped or broken. Take the written material that accompanies the thermometer. As you read, you will notice in small print the statement that "every rectal thermometer made by Q-Tip is PERSONALLY tested".
Now close your eyes and say out loud five times, "I am so glad that I do not work in
quality control at the Q-Tip Company."
Dr.Nickolas Hall, an expert in psychobiology, gives an example of a coping skill for job stress.
When you have had one of those "TAKE THIS JOB AND SHOVE IT" days, try this:
On your way home after work, stop at your
pharmacy and go to the section where they
have thermometers. You will need to purchase
a rectal thermometer made by Q-Tip. Be very
sure that you get this brand.
When you get home, lock your doors, draw the
drapes, and disconnect the phone so you will
not be disturbed during your therapy. Change
to very comfortable clothing, such as a sweat suit and lie down on your bed. Open the package containing the thermometer and remove the thermometer and carefully place it on the bedside table so that it will not become chipped or broken. Take the written material that accompanies the thermometer. As you read, you will notice in small print the statement that "every rectal thermometer made by Q-Tip is PERSONALLY tested".
Now close your eyes and say out loud five times, "I am so glad that I do not work in
quality control at the Q-Tip Company."
