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The Vibrator.
As a woman passed her daughter's closed bedroom door,
she heard a strange buzzing noise coming from within.
Opening the door, she observed her daughter giving
herself a real workout with a vibrator. Shocked, she
asked, "What in the world are you doing?"
The daughter replied, "Mom, I'm thirty-five years
old, unmarried, and this thing is about as close as
I'll ever get to a husband. Please, go away and leave
me alone."
The next day, the girl's father heard the same buzz
coming from the other side of the closed bedroom door.
Upon entering the room, he observed his daughter
making passionate love to her vibrator. To his query
as to what she was doing, the daughter said, "Dad, I'm
thirty-five years old, unmarried, and this thing is
about as close as I'll ever get to a husband. Please,
go away and leave me alone."
A couple days later, the wife and daughter came home
from a shopping trip, placed the groceries on the
kitchen counter, and heard that buzzing noise coming
from, of all places, the family room. They entered
that area and observed the husband/father sitting on
the couch, staring at the TV. The vibrator was next to
him on the couch, buzzing like crazy.
The wife asked, "What the hell are you doing?"
The husband replied, "I'm watching the ball game with
my son-in-law.."
As a woman passed her daughter's closed bedroom door,
she heard a strange buzzing noise coming from within.
Opening the door, she observed her daughter giving
herself a real workout with a vibrator. Shocked, she
asked, "What in the world are you doing?"
The daughter replied, "Mom, I'm thirty-five years
old, unmarried, and this thing is about as close as
I'll ever get to a husband. Please, go away and leave
me alone."
The next day, the girl's father heard the same buzz
coming from the other side of the closed bedroom door.
Upon entering the room, he observed his daughter
making passionate love to her vibrator. To his query
as to what she was doing, the daughter said, "Dad, I'm
thirty-five years old, unmarried, and this thing is
about as close as I'll ever get to a husband. Please,
go away and leave me alone."
A couple days later, the wife and daughter came home
from a shopping trip, placed the groceries on the
kitchen counter, and heard that buzzing noise coming
from, of all places, the family room. They entered
that area and observed the husband/father sitting on
the couch, staring at the TV. The vibrator was next to
him on the couch, buzzing like crazy.
The wife asked, "What the hell are you doing?"
The husband replied, "I'm watching the ball game with
my son-in-law.."
