Whiskers
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An elderly couple went into a fast food resturant. The man went to the counter and ordered one hamburger, one small order of fries, and a soda. He carried his purchase over to the table that his wife had chosen and sat down. The woman had unfolded napkins and placed them on the table. The man carefully broke the burger in exactly half, giving half to his wife, and keeping the other half, he divided the french fries evenly, and sat the drink exactly between them.
A man sitting there walked over, and said he would buy the couple another meal, so they could each have their own. The man said quietly "No, thats quite alright, we have been married for 60 years and are used to sharing." He then started to eat his half of the burger while his wife watched, taking a sip of the soda from time to time. Her half of the burger, and fries remained untouched. Another patron approached and offered to buy them another meal so they could both have one. The woman said quietly "No thats alright we are used to sharing." The patron said but why aren't you eating, your half is there?" The woman replied "We share everything, and right now I am waiting till he is done with the teeth.
A man sitting there walked over, and said he would buy the couple another meal, so they could each have their own. The man said quietly "No, thats quite alright, we have been married for 60 years and are used to sharing." He then started to eat his half of the burger while his wife watched, taking a sip of the soda from time to time. Her half of the burger, and fries remained untouched. Another patron approached and offered to buy them another meal so they could both have one. The woman said quietly "No thats alright we are used to sharing." The patron said but why aren't you eating, your half is there?" The woman replied "We share everything, and right now I am waiting till he is done with the teeth.
