Sh*t our wives do...

[Derek44]

Emptied the bathroom vanities once and took this pic to make a point. Decided after taking it that it was a point not worth making.

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I feel your pain

 

[Mallardsx2]

Emptied the bathroom vanities once and took this pic to make a point. Decided after taking it that it was a point not worth making.

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This is the picture you pull up and point at her when it is big game application season....

EVERY.

SINGLE.

TIME.

 

[Deleted member 28227]

I guess the rule is, if you don't use the last sheet, you don't have to replace the role.

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Lived together now for almost 15 years, not once in that time has she changed the roll.

 

[Ben Lamb]

My wife has finally discovered how duplicitous and ridiculous politics is, and she told me I'm on shaky ground in the relationship because I'm not as pissed as she is.

So, 19 years of living with a lobbyist and she finally put it all together. I figure I have 5 or so good years before she shanks me in the night.

 

[Deleted member 52098]

I've reached a new level of husband expertise today... when my wife goes "I shouldn't have to ask you to help with the laundry, you should know I need help" and I bit my tongue and didn't say anything. Even though I have told her repeatedly I would be more than happy to help with the laundry, but she needs to just remind me as only her and the little one use the laundry room for dirty clothes, so they are in there every day and see the piles of ONLY their clothes ha

 

[Irrelevant]

My wife acosts me when she leaves a load of her laundry in the washer after it's ran and I move it to the dryer and start it because, "my dear, the rest of us also have laundry to do". Apparently not only does that mean her clothes will come out of the dryer and immediately wrinkle if she's not there but they also wrinkle because I don't shake them out and fold them when I load them in the dryer... She can tell

 

[Nick87]

How bout we start a thread called sh#t our wives don't do. I'll bet I know the common denominator.

 

[Phaseolus]

My wife acosts me when she leaves a load of her laundry in the washer after it's ran and I move it to the dryer and start it because, "my dear, the rest of us also have laundry to do". Apparently not only does that mean her clothes will come out of the dryer and immediately wrinkle if she's not there but they also wrinkle because I don't shake them out and fold them when I load them in the dryer... She can tell

That’s almost as bad as the browbeating you’ll get when you shrink her bra’s by trying to be helpful and putting her stuff in the dryer.

 

[Gellar]

The laundry is simple. Mix whites and colors and wash them with hot water. You’ll never have to laundry again.

 

[BrentD]

The laundry is simple. Mix whites and colors and wash them with hot water. You’ll never have to laundry again.

You are a smart man, Gellar. I thought every married man knew this, but apparently not.

 

[westbranch]

The laundry is simple. Mix whites and colors and wash them with hot water. You’ll never have to laundry again.

But this is how my wife does laundry too. We don't have any whites.

 

[Dsnow9]

How bout we start a thread called sh#t our wives don't do. I'll bet I know the common denominator.

You have a deathwish or what? You never point those things out, it’s just not worth it. Better to have internal satisfaction.

 

[Nick87]

You have a deathwish or what

Yes

 

[Gellar]

You are a smart man, Gellar. I thought every married man knew this, but apparently not.

I never said I did it. I don’t want to get my ass kicked first.

 

[Irrelevant]

You are a smart man, Gellar. I thought every married man knew this, but apparently not.

That only gets me out of having to do hers, she still won't touch mine.

 

[Wild Bill]

How bout we start a thread called sh#t our wives don't do. I'll bet I know the common denominator.

No need for that. We all know it's the low fuel light in the her vehicle.

 

[duckhunt]

That’s almost as bad as the browbeating you’ll get when you shrink her bra’s by trying to be helpful and putting her stuff in the dryer.

Been there done that

 

[Phaseolus]

Been there done that

I didn’t know there was such a thing as a favorite bra.

 

[Straight Arrow]

I didn’t know there was such a thing as a favorite bra.

Said the naive bachelor.

 

[Wildabeest]

Said the naive bachelor.

When that happens, you should just play dumb and say “Oh, I thought your boobs just got bigger.”