Sh*t our wives do...

[PRO MO]

my wife gets mad when i don't do her laundry, but then also gets mad when i fold her laundry wrong, or don't fold her laundry. it's a lose-lose-lose situation.

 

[TakeABreakAndTouchGrass]

my wife gets mad when i don't do her laundry, but then also gets mad when i fold her laundry wrong, or don't fold her laundry. it's a lose-lose-lose situation.

Learn this phrase,

"Listen, you can either have it done for you or you can have it done your way but you can't have both."

Particularly effective* when started or ended with, "Calm down."

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*the writer takes no responsibility as to the actual outcome of using this advice

 

[JDH]

When that happens, you should just play dumb and say “Oh, I thought your boobs just got bigger.”

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Then she'll think you're accusing her of gaining weight.

 

[Straight Arrow]

Then she'll think you're accusing her of gaining weight.

Face it ... ya just can't win!

 

[PRO MO]

Learn this phrase,

"Listen, you can either have it done for you or you can have it done your way but you can't have both."

Particularly effective* when started or ended with, "Calm down."

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*the writer takes no responsibility as to the actual outcome of using this advice

last time i told her to calm down she said she was going to kill me in my sleep. i'll add your phrase in and see what extreme response i get. will keep you posted.