Sh*t our wives do...

[Wild Bill]

My wife just send me this.

 

[MTGomer]

Mine insists our watermelons aren’t ready because they don’t sound right when she taps on them. So we let them sit and ripen until they split open and the insects eat them.

So far we’ve picked two and thrown out about a dozen after they over ripen. We don’t learn from this. We double down.

 

[BrentD]

Mine insists our watermelons aren’t ready because they don’t sound right when she taps on them. So we let them sit and ripen until they split open and the insects eat them.

So far we’ve picked two and thrown out about a dozen after they over ripen. We don’t learn from this. We double down.

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Been there. 20 years worth. Then I lost count.

 

[MTGomer]

Another one was split open this morning, so I picked the rest. We’ll see how that shakes out

 

[Hunter4Life78]

Another one was split open this morning, so I picked the rest. We’ll see how that shakes out

Worse case scenario. There's a couple of tents for sale on the Classifieds Thread.

 

[MarvB]

One of my buddy’s is going through it right now, bought him a bottle of his fav at the store last night and wanted to get this card to go with.



My Mrs didn’t support my thoughts, sometimes I can’t figure her out

 

[Hunter4Life78]

One of my buddy’s is going through it right now, bought him a bottle of his fav at the store last night and wanted to get this card to go with.

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My Mrs didn’t support my thoughts, sometimes I can’t figure her out

We'll pass the hat for him.

 

[MarvB]

Knowing her family, his hat will be about all she wont want

 

[Stocker]

My wife has a slow leak in her tire that I haven’t fixed for 2 days so she got pissed and ordered some plugs off Amazon. I’m sure these will work good, better than the patch I was gonna put on it tonight. 2nd time she’s paid about 3 cents on Amazon for a tire “fix”…..

 

[Nick87]

My wife has a slow leak in her tire that I haven’t fixed for 2 days so she got pissed and ordered some plugs off Amazon. I’m sure these will work good, better than the patch I was gonna put on it tonight. 2nd time she’s paid about 3 cents on Amazon for a tire “fix”…..View attachment 255261

Wtf is that?

 

[Stocker]

Wtf is that?

The perfect PORTECT tire plugs……….

 

[Wildabeest]

Wtf is that?

Butt plug? According to MTG you can now buy those at Target

 

[Nick87]

Butt plug? According to MTG you can now buy those at Target

literally

 

[HuntTalk Freak]

literally

You can! I’ve unloaded several pallets of them along with other various battery powered utensils over the years. I don’t know if they are mostly sold online or in certain stores, I don’t shop at Target, but we do sell such things.

 

[Wildabeest]

You can! I’ve unloaded several pallets of them along with other various battery powered utensils over the years. I don’t know if they are mostly sold online or in certain stores, I don’t shop at Target, but we do sell such things.

#LifeIsGood

 

[Ought Six]

You can! I’ve unloaded several pallets of them along with other various battery powered utensils over the years. I don’t know if they are mostly sold online or in certain stores, I don’t shop at Target, but we do sell such things.

My wife loves target, I’m going to ask her about this lol

 

[madtom]

Ah, the official tire plug of the Chinese children’s Olympic gymnastics team.

 

[HuntTalk Freak]

My wife loves target, I’m going to ask her about this lol

I’ve worked for Target for 3.5 years on the wharehouse side, most of those years as a trainer, it’s true, sex toys are carried and sold.

The funnest part is when it’s a girl a day or two into employment who’s half my age and we get half a truck full of purple synthetic phallas and other vibratory instruments.

Oh if I were a single man….

 

[Gellar]

Oh if I were a single man….

If they are shopping for a big purple man hater I don’t think it matters if you are single or not.

 

[Wildabeest]

I’ve worked for Target for 3.5 years on the wharehouse side, most of those years as a trainer, it’s true, sex toys are carried and sold.

The funnest part is when it’s a girl a day or two into employment who’s half my age and we get half a truck full of purple synthetic phallas and other vibratory instruments.

Oh if I were a single man….

You should tell her you work in Quality Control and Inspections and need some assistance...