Redneck 911

[The Viperess]

Seems Bubba called 911 and said Billy Bob just grabbed his chest an
fell over I know he's dead.. The 911 operater said be calm I can help
you, first lets make sure he is really dead. In a second the 911
operater heard a gun shot and Bubba came back on the phone " OK now what
do I do, next?"

 

[snite66]

Bubba had a different friend that had a heartattack. when he called 911 the operator asked him where he was so they could send an ambulance. Bubba said he was on perception drive, the operator then asked him to spell it for her. After a few secons of thought Bubba told the operator to have the ambulance go to Oak Street and he would drag his buddy over there.

 

[Left Behind]

hehehe......