Random news stories thread. (No politics or i will find where you live and light a bag of dog crap on fire on your porch ring the doorbell and run)

[mtmuley]

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Works on HT too. mtmuley

 

[Chama Grande]

News is getting weirder every day

 

[noharleyyet]

News is getting weirder every day

Scarborough Renaissance Fair meets Harry Potter...

 

[FREAK]

He’s still ballin

 

[mtmuley]

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He’s still ballin

Good for him. mtmuley

 

[noharleyyet]

Good for him. mtmuley

 

[Redmt]

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He’s still ballin

Looks expensive.

 

[Nick87]

Looks worth it

FIFY

 

[Redmt]

FIFY

Depends if it's hourly, weekly or lease to own. I would definitely get the maintenance agreement.

 

[406dn]

She must be attracted to his personality...

 

[Benfromalbuquerque]

Water main break explodes out of road in NE Albuquerque

No injuries have been reported.

www.krqe.com

 

[Chama Grande]

Water main break explodes out of road in NE Albuquerque

No injuries have been reported.

www.krqe.com

I felt that flat roof pain immediately =\

 

[TOGIE]

Anybody ever had what we in the North call a McGangbang? Junior chicken in between the patties of a McDouble.

this is actually called a McNage à Trois

 

[Benfromalbuquerque]

I felt that flat roof pain immediately =\

We also have a parapet roof and I know, right? So much would be ruined. But hey, we have options here, low pressure sewer line rupture or high pressure potable? It’s all shit water either way delivered like that!

 

[Dubz337]

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He’s still ballin

'Girlfriend' lol

This isn't a relationship, its a business transaction, on both sides

 

[Sytes]

Obviously a 6.5 creedmore arsonist:



SHIPPENSBURG, Pa. (WHTM) – A Pennsylvania man is charged with felony arson and related charges after police say he lit a bag of dog feces on fire and left it on the porch of an occupied home.

Dylan Printz, 18, is charged with felony counts of arson endangering property and risking a catastrophe. He also faces four misdemeanor counts of reckless endangerment.

Shippensburg police said they responded to porch fire on Monday, and officers and firefighters found the bag of feces on fire.

Printz was arrested and taken to Cumberland County Prison after failing to post $20,000 cash bail.

 

[mevertsen]

Obviously a 6.5 creedmore arsonist:

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SHIPPENSBURG, Pa. (WHTM) – A Pennsylvania man is charged with felony arson and related charges after police say he lit a bag of dog feces on fire and left it on the porch of an occupied home.

Dylan Printz, 18, is charged with felony counts of arson endangering property and risking a catastrophe. He also faces four misdemeanor counts of reckless endangerment.

Shippensburg police said they responded to porch fire on Monday, and officers and firefighters found the bag of feces on fire.

Printz was arrested and taken to Cumberland County Prison after failing to post $20,000 cash bail.

I love the irony of this compared to the thread title. Lol.

 

[Redmt]

Obviously a 6.5 creedmore arsonist:

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SHIPPENSBURG, Pa. (WHTM) – A Pennsylvania man is charged with felony arson and related charges after police say he lit a bag of dog feces on fire and left it on the porch of an occupied home.

Dylan Printz, 18, is charged with felony counts of arson endangering property and risking a catastrophe. He also faces four misdemeanor counts of reckless endangerment.

Shippensburg police said they responded to porch fire on Monday, and officers and firefighters found the bag of feces on fire.

Printz was arrested and taken to Cumberland County Prison after failing to post $20,000 cash bail.

Well done!!

 

[Dubz337]

Obviously a 6.5 creedmore arsonist:

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SHIPPENSBURG, Pa. (WHTM) – A Pennsylvania man is charged with felony arson and related charges after police say he lit a bag of dog feces on fire and left it on the porch of an occupied home.

Dylan Printz, 18, is charged with felony counts of arson endangering property and risking a catastrophe. He also faces four misdemeanor counts of reckless endangerment.

Shippensburg police said they responded to porch fire on Monday, and officers and firefighters found the bag of feces on fire.

Printz was arrested and taken to Cumberland County Prison after failing to post $20,000 cash bail.

Rokslider

 

[Ben Lamb]

We work it off. And obviously with your country being home to 12 of the 30 most obese cities in the world (with Canada having none), you guys are the experts in fast food. I’ve been to the States plenty. I’ve seen your women lol

So best let that one marinate, eh?

Bold talk for a guy who drinks milk out a bag.