Whiskers
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A man and his wife were sleeping one stormy evening, when someone started pounding on their door, and ringing the bell. The man jumped up and ran downstairs. On the front step stood a soaking wet, obviously drunk stranger. "What do you want!" the homeowner yelled. "I need a push" responded the drunk. This infuriated the homeowner even more, he slammed the door and went upstairs, where he related the incident to his wife. "Go help the poor man" she said. "People have come out of warm dry homes to help us." The man agreed, got dressed and went to help. Once outside he didn't see the stranger, he shouted "are you still here"? The drunk responded "Yea I am". "Do you still need a push?" "YEA" the drunk answered. "Well where the hell are ya" he screamed.
"I'm back here on the SWING" Answered the drunk.
<FONT COLOR="#800080" SIZE="1">[ 01-10-2002 18:59: Message edited by: Whiskers ]</font>
"I'm back here on the SWING" Answered the drunk.
<FONT COLOR="#800080" SIZE="1">[ 01-10-2002 18:59: Message edited by: Whiskers ]</font>
