2fastnaz
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> >To ensure we Americans never offend anyone, particularly fanatics
intent
on
> >killing us, airport screeners will not be allowed to profile people.
They
> >will continue random searches of 80 year old women, little kids,
airline
> >pilots with proper identification, secret service agents who are
members
of
> >the President's security detail, 85 year old congressmen with metal
hips
> >and Medal Of Honor winning former Governors. Let's pause a moment
and
take
> >the following test.
> >
> >1. In 1972 at the Munich Olympics athletes were kidnapped &
massacred
by:
> > (a) Olga Corbett
> > (b) Sitting Bull
> > (c) Arnold Schwartzeneger
> > (d) Muslim male extremists mostly between the ages of 17 and
40
> >
> > 2. In 1979, the U.S. embassy in Iran was taken over by:
> > (a) Lost Norwegians
> > (b) Elvis
> > (c) A tour bus full of 80 year old women
> > (d) Muslim male extremists mostly between the ages of 17 and
40
> >
> >3. During the 1980s, a number of Americans were kidnapped in
Lebanon by:
> > (a) John Dillinger
> > (b) The King of Sweden
> > (c) The Boy Scouts
> > (d) Muslim male extremists mostly between the ages of 17 and
40
> >
> >4. In 1983, the U.S. Marine barracks in Beirut was blown up by:
> > (a) A Pizza delivery boy
> > (b) Pee Wee Herman
> > (c) Geraldo Rivera making up for a slow news day
> > (d) Muslim male extremists mostly between the ages of 17 and
40
> >
> >5. In 1985, the cruise ship Achille Lauro was hijacked and a 70
year old
> >American passenger was murdered and thrown overboard by:
> > (a) The Smurfs
> > (b) Davy Jones
> > (c) The Little Mermaid
> > (d) Muslim male extremists mostly between the ages of 17 and
40
> >
> >6. In 1985, TWA flight 847 was hijacked in Athens and a U.S. Navy
diver
> >was murdered by:
> > (a) Captain Kidd
> > (b) Charles Lindburgh
> > (c) Mother Teresa
> > (d) Muslim male extremists mostly between the ages of 17 and
40
> >
> >7. In 1988, Pan Am flight 103 was bombed by:
> > (a) Scooby Doo
> > (b) The Tooth Fairy
> > (c) Butch Cassidy & the Sundance Kid who had a few sticks of
> >dynamite left over from the train job
> > (d) Muslim male extremists mostly between the ages of 17 and
40.
> >
> >8. In 1993, the World Trade Center was bombed by:
> > (a) Richard Simmons
> > (b) Grandma Moses
> > (c) Michael Jordan
> > (d) Muslim male extremists mostly between the ages of 17 and
40
> >
> >9. In 1998, the U.S. embassies in Kenya and Tanzania were bombed
by:
> > (a) Mr. Rogers
> > (b) Hillary, to distract attention from Wild Bill's women
problems
> > (c) The WWF to promote its next villain: Mustapha the
Merciless
> > (d) Muslim male extremists mostly between the ages of 17 and
40
> >
> >10. On 9/11/01, 4 airliners were hijacked & destroyed & thousands of
people
> >were killed by:
> > (a) Bugs Bunny, Wiley E. Coyote, Daffy Duck & Elmer Fudd
> > (b) The Supreme Court of Florida
> > (c) Mr. Bean
> > (d) Muslim male extremists mostly between the ages of 17 and
40
> >
> >11. In 2002 the Unites States fought a war in Afghanistan against:
> > (a) Enron
> > (b) The Lutheran Church
> > (c) The NFL
> > (d) Muslim male extremists mostly between the ages of 17 and
40
> >
> >12. 1n 2002, reporter Daniel Pearl was kidnapped and murdered by:
> > (a) Bonny and Clyde
> > (b) Captain kangaroo
> > (c) Billy Graham
> > (d) Muslim male extremists mostly between the ages of 17 and
40
> >
> >Hmmmm. . . . nope, no patterns anywhere to justify profiling that I
can see....
intent
on
> >killing us, airport screeners will not be allowed to profile people.
They
> >will continue random searches of 80 year old women, little kids,
airline
> >pilots with proper identification, secret service agents who are
members
of
> >the President's security detail, 85 year old congressmen with metal
hips
> >and Medal Of Honor winning former Governors. Let's pause a moment
and
take
> >the following test.
> >
> >1. In 1972 at the Munich Olympics athletes were kidnapped &
massacred
by:
> > (a) Olga Corbett
> > (b) Sitting Bull
> > (c) Arnold Schwartzeneger
> > (d) Muslim male extremists mostly between the ages of 17 and
40
> >
> > 2. In 1979, the U.S. embassy in Iran was taken over by:
> > (a) Lost Norwegians
> > (b) Elvis
> > (c) A tour bus full of 80 year old women
> > (d) Muslim male extremists mostly between the ages of 17 and
40
> >
> >3. During the 1980s, a number of Americans were kidnapped in
Lebanon by:
> > (a) John Dillinger
> > (b) The King of Sweden
> > (c) The Boy Scouts
> > (d) Muslim male extremists mostly between the ages of 17 and
40
> >
> >4. In 1983, the U.S. Marine barracks in Beirut was blown up by:
> > (a) A Pizza delivery boy
> > (b) Pee Wee Herman
> > (c) Geraldo Rivera making up for a slow news day
> > (d) Muslim male extremists mostly between the ages of 17 and
40
> >
> >5. In 1985, the cruise ship Achille Lauro was hijacked and a 70
year old
> >American passenger was murdered and thrown overboard by:
> > (a) The Smurfs
> > (b) Davy Jones
> > (c) The Little Mermaid
> > (d) Muslim male extremists mostly between the ages of 17 and
40
> >
> >6. In 1985, TWA flight 847 was hijacked in Athens and a U.S. Navy
diver
> >was murdered by:
> > (a) Captain Kidd
> > (b) Charles Lindburgh
> > (c) Mother Teresa
> > (d) Muslim male extremists mostly between the ages of 17 and
40
> >
> >7. In 1988, Pan Am flight 103 was bombed by:
> > (a) Scooby Doo
> > (b) The Tooth Fairy
> > (c) Butch Cassidy & the Sundance Kid who had a few sticks of
> >dynamite left over from the train job
> > (d) Muslim male extremists mostly between the ages of 17 and
40.
> >
> >8. In 1993, the World Trade Center was bombed by:
> > (a) Richard Simmons
> > (b) Grandma Moses
> > (c) Michael Jordan
> > (d) Muslim male extremists mostly between the ages of 17 and
40
> >
> >9. In 1998, the U.S. embassies in Kenya and Tanzania were bombed
by:
> > (a) Mr. Rogers
> > (b) Hillary, to distract attention from Wild Bill's women
problems
> > (c) The WWF to promote its next villain: Mustapha the
Merciless
> > (d) Muslim male extremists mostly between the ages of 17 and
40
> >
> >10. On 9/11/01, 4 airliners were hijacked & destroyed & thousands of
people
> >were killed by:
> > (a) Bugs Bunny, Wiley E. Coyote, Daffy Duck & Elmer Fudd
> > (b) The Supreme Court of Florida
> > (c) Mr. Bean
> > (d) Muslim male extremists mostly between the ages of 17 and
40
> >
> >11. In 2002 the Unites States fought a war in Afghanistan against:
> > (a) Enron
> > (b) The Lutheran Church
> > (c) The NFL
> > (d) Muslim male extremists mostly between the ages of 17 and
40
> >
> >12. 1n 2002, reporter Daniel Pearl was kidnapped and murdered by:
> > (a) Bonny and Clyde
> > (b) Captain kangaroo
> > (c) Billy Graham
> > (d) Muslim male extremists mostly between the ages of 17 and
40
> >
> >Hmmmm. . . . nope, no patterns anywhere to justify profiling that I
can see....