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A tour bus driver drives with a bus full of seniors
down a highway, when he is tapped on his shoulder
by a little old lady. She offers him a handfull
of peanuts, which he gratefully munches up.
After approx.15 minutes, she taps him on his
shoulder again and she hands him another handful of
peanuts. She repeats this gesture about eight times.
At the ninth time he asks the little old lady why
they do not eat the peanuts themselves, whereupon
she replies that it is not possible
because of their old teeth, they are not able to
chew them.
"Why do you buy them then?" he asks puzzled.
Whereupon the old lady answers, 'We just love the
chocolate around them.............
down a highway, when he is tapped on his shoulder
by a little old lady. She offers him a handfull
of peanuts, which he gratefully munches up.
After approx.15 minutes, she taps him on his
shoulder again and she hands him another handful of
peanuts. She repeats this gesture about eight times.
At the ninth time he asks the little old lady why
they do not eat the peanuts themselves, whereupon
she replies that it is not possible
because of their old teeth, they are not able to
chew them.
"Why do you buy them then?" he asks puzzled.
Whereupon the old lady answers, 'We just love the
chocolate around them.............
barf! oh! man I did not want to read that hahahhaaha!
