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Peanuts

Elkhunter

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A preacher stops by an elderly woman's home who's also a member of the
church. She welcomes him in to the living room
where they both sit to chat. Sitting on the coffee table In front of
him is a bowl of peanuts. He's asks her if she wouldn't mind if
he had a few. Of course she obliges. After a while of carrying on the
conversation he realizes he ate all the peanuts. He says to her,
"I'm sorry but I didn't mean to eat all of your peanuts" She says,
"That's ok, Since I got my dentures I've only been able to suck the
chocolate off them."
 
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