Elkhunter
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A preacher stops by an elderly woman's home who's also a member of the
church. She welcomes him in to the living room
where they both sit to chat. Sitting on the coffee table In front of
him is a bowl of peanuts. He's asks her if she wouldn't mind if
he had a few. Of course she obliges. After a while of carrying on the
conversation he realizes he ate all the peanuts. He says to her,
"I'm sorry but I didn't mean to eat all of your peanuts" She says,
"That's ok, Since I got my dentures I've only been able to suck the
chocolate off them."
church. She welcomes him in to the living room
where they both sit to chat. Sitting on the coffee table In front of
him is a bowl of peanuts. He's asks her if she wouldn't mind if
he had a few. Of course she obliges. After a while of carrying on the
conversation he realizes he ate all the peanuts. He says to her,
"I'm sorry but I didn't mean to eat all of your peanuts" She says,
"That's ok, Since I got my dentures I've only been able to suck the
chocolate off them."