Whiskers
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Maw tells Paw, "go out there and fix the outhouse!" Paw goes in the outhouse, and notices nothing wrong. He tells Maw "there ain't nuthin wrong in here." She says "there is something wrong stick your head down the hole." He says "are you crazy? I ain't puttin my head down there." Maw explains to Paw thats the only way he is gonna see the problem. Paw sticks his head partway in the hole, sees nothing out of the ordinary, and pulls his head back out. All of a sudden he starts screaming "Help me maw, Help my beards caught in the crack of the seat." She says "agrevatin ain't it"
