One Eyed Game Warden?

[44hunter45]

One of those Tough-assed desert cows looking for some legumes or clover. Mesquite NV.

 

[Elkmagnet]

You guys are too quick to judge stories. Sometimes the truth is stranger than fiction.

 

[Laelkhunter]

I didn’t read the original post but I have to admit….I’m tempted
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Please, read it. You ventured in here, now suffer with the rest of us.

 

[Elkmagnet]

Here is a true story that happened to me and my family years ago. Believe it or not I don't care.
My family and I were in northern Mexico bow hunting.
Mexican soldiers massacred my wife and children, so I vowed revenge on the soldiers. One night, I heard the mountain spirits tell me, “You will never die in battle, nor... by gun. I will guide your arrows.”

Later, in a fight against Mexican soldiers, I refused to rain arrows down on the armed soldiers from a safe distance. Instead, I rushed the enemies, running in a zigzag pattern so they couldn't fire at me. When I got close enough, I went after the soldiers with a knife, took their rifles, and ran back. The pattern repeated so many times that Mexican soldiers started yelling "Gringo!" when I charged at them.

 

[perma]

One of those Tough-assed desert cows looking for some legumes or clover. Mesquite NV.

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I bet his cow can kick that cow’s @$$

 

[TheJason]

One of those Tough-assed desert cows looking for some legumes or clover. Mesquite NV.

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Is that cows Hunt Talk account jinxed because it spoke out against the wrong person?

 

[Laelkhunter]

Here is a true story that happened to me and my family years ago. Believe it or not I don't care.
My family and I were in northern Mexico bow hunting.
Mexican soldiers massacred my wife and children, so I vowed revenge on the soldiers. One night, I heard the mountain spirits tell me, “You will never die in battle, nor... by gun. I will guide your arrows.”

Later, in a fight against Mexican soldiers, I refused to rain arrows down on the armed soldiers from a safe distance. Instead, I rushed the enemies, running in a zigzag pattern so they couldn't fire at me. When I got close enough, I went after the soldiers with a knife, took their rifles, and ran back. The pattern repeated so many times that Mexican soldiers started yelling "Gringo!" when I charged at them.

Now, that's believable !!! The OP story?? Naw, never happened.

 

[44hunter45]

Is that cows Hunt Talk account jinxed because it spoke out against the wrong person?

Probably owned by someone like that.
Someone who also seems to be very good at locating a free meal ticket.
Someone who has armed FBI informants sneaking through their God-given lands, which the gubmint stole from them.

 

[BenP]

Now, that's believable !!! The OP story?? Naw, never happened.

 

[Dakotakid]

Here is a true story that happened to me and my family years ago. Believe it or not I don't care.
My family and I were in northern Mexico bow hunting.
Mexican soldiers massacred my wife and children, so I vowed revenge on the soldiers. One night, I heard the mountain spirits tell me, “You will never die in battle, nor... by gun. I will guide your arrows.”

Later, in a fight against Mexican soldiers, I refused to rain arrows down on the armed soldiers from a safe distance. Instead, I rushed the enemies, running in a zigzag pattern so they couldn't fire at me. When I got close enough, I went after the soldiers with a knife, took their rifles, and ran back. The pattern repeated so many times that Mexican soldiers started yelling "Gringo!" when I charged at them.

If you were shot after eating stew made by a crow woman using a metal spoon, I would call thee Roman Nose

 

[Deleted member 52098]

I feel like we are a thread or two away from BigFin clicking the button… and I wish I was kidding

 

[R.K.]

Can I jump in here? I’d like to go on the record officially stating I’m not with him.

 

[duckhunt]

Here is a true story that happened to me and my family years ago. Believe it or not I don't care.
My family and I were in northern Mexico bow hunting.
Mexican soldiers massacred my wife and children, so I vowed revenge on the soldiers. One night, I heard the mountain spirits tell me, “You will never die in battle, nor... by gun. I will guide your arrows.”

Later, in a fight against Mexican soldiers, I refused to rain arrows down on the armed soldiers from a safe distance. Instead, I rushed the enemies, running in a zigzag pattern so they couldn't fire at me. When I got close enough, I went after the soldiers with a knife, took their rifles, and ran back. The pattern repeated so many times that Mexican soldiers started yelling "Gringo!" when I charged at them. 6th

But were the Mexican cows eating sticks and dirt or green alfalfa?

 

[perma]

Can I jump in here? I’d like to go on the record officially stating I’m not with him.

What’s your stance on cows eating clover?

 

[Elkmagnet]

What’s your stance on cows eating clover?

If they do you better get a case of beer and chase them around on a 4wheeler all night so they keep farting and burping or they will bloat

 

[Elkmagnet]

But were the Mexican cows eating sticks and dirt or green alfalfa?

Any cattlemen worth his salt knows the answer.

 

[Elkmagnet]

If they do you better get a case of beer and chase them around on a 4wheeler all night so they keep farting and burping or they will bloat

Listen to this guy he knows his shit!

 

[Dave N]

What’s your stance on cows eating clover?

Mairzy doats and dozy doats and liddle lamzy divey

 

[Dubz337]

New rule, you now have to post your cows so the forum can make sure they’re not sissy b*tch cows.

 

[Dave N]

New rule, you now have to post your cows so the forum can make sure they’re not sissy b*tch cows.