One Eyed Game Warden?

[Stocker]

New rule, you now have to post your cows so the forum can make sure they’re not sissy b*tch cows.

 

[MTGomer]

I’m gonna head back to the mountains soon.

 

[Hem]

Knock this chit off...trying to take my one nap of the year.

 

[R.K.]

What’s your stance on cows eating clover?

Like me drinking tequila- only in moderation, or bad things happen.

 

[Dubz337]

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Look at that Prima Donna

 

[duckhunt]

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OMG that's hilarious

 

[utah400elk]

You think informants never carry? They're going into a possible deadly scenario, their finger pistol won't work very good against real killers. Things go on that don't get asked about, and the informants don't always have a charge hanging over them. That's a myth or something the government would like the public to believe. Just because you say it, doesn't mean that's how all things work.

Every informant I have ever worked with was searched before the deal. How many informant have you worked with..not the ones you watched on TV? The ones I worked with were absolutely not armed. Good story though. Sorry you got a ticket for trespassing and were stopped by Rooster Cogburn with a machine gun and satellite cameras.

 

[perma]

Like me drinking tequila- only in moderation, or bad things gain.

Alright boys he checks out.

 

[BucksnDucks]

I've kinda skimmed through the last 5 pages. Has the OP graced us with the location of the incident?
If no, I propose a poll with a prize for first to correctly guess the state of the alleged atrocities. I think the odds are pretty good we talkin east of the continental divide.
As everyone knows, one eyed Wardens and machine guns are prohibited in most Western states.

 

[Stocker]

I've kinda skimmed through the last 5 pages. Has the OP graced us with the location of the incident?
If no, I propose a poll with a prize for first to correctly guess the state of the alleged atrocities. I think the odds are pretty good we talkin east of the continental divide.
As everyone knows, one eyed Wardens and machine guns are prohibited in most Western states.

I’m calling Missouri. It could be Arkansas, eastern Oklahoma, or east Texas. But this smells very Missouri like. Which if it’s from there makes the story plausible.

 

[Dave N]

I’m calling Missouri. It could be Arkansas, eastern Oklahoma, or east Texas. But this smells very Missouri like. Which if it’s from there makes the story plausible.

More like

 

[Hunter4Life78]

Yep. I stopped when it got to machine guns.

I was too sucked in to stop. It was like a train wreck, plane crash, 18 car pile up, all wrapped up into one post.

 

[SD_Prairie_Goat]

I’m calling Missouri. It could be Arkansas, eastern Oklahoma, or east Texas. But this smells very Missouri like. Which if it’s from there makes the story plausible.

My money's on Florida! Feels like a Florida story

 

[Hunter4Life78]

My money's on Florida! Feels like a Florida story

I'm gonna say Pennsylvania. I feel like Pennsylvania gets left out of a lot of stuff.
I changed my mind I say Delaware!!!

 

[rjthehunter]

That was..... Interesting....

Do you need one of us to call for a welfare check on you bud?

 

[Little Big Man MT Chris]

New rule, you now have to post your cows so the forum can make sure they’re not sissy b*tch cows.

Sounds like alotta

To me

 

[Dubz337]

Sounds like alotta
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To me

This one’s wearing jewellery in its ears. Is this a tranny cow? Definitely never ate sticks or dirt or cactii in its life

 

[BucksnDucks]

• Missouri
• Pennsylvania-Nope I mean Delaware
• Florida Man

 

[Hunter4Life78]

Try removing all the punctuation and reading it as one long sentence, it'll make sense then.

I did, no it doesn't.

 

[RKstillhunt'n]

Haven't said anything about state police investor getting in a jam about arresting the "Hiker" a few weeks before this. He was notified by the feds that the "Hiker" would be in the area working. Feds asked

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If it was only that cold here now